I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 3

[Stent]

NoT. A. Penny. Child.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's one of pat's fatal flaws. He can't recognize a win from a loss. He has no deep game. It's like playing chess with some who sacrifices bishops for pawns. To him, he still took a piece from you not realizing that you're playing book moves he's never even heard of.

yeah he's kind of a retard. Its a character flaw

 

[Chive Turkey]

It's a shame that thread wasn't archived. There was some rib busters in there

A presumably large-glanded individual screencapped some of the highlights from that thread when it first came out. Please, do have fun.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

It's one of pat's fatal flaws. He can't recognize a win from a loss. He has no deep game. It's like playing chess with some who sacrifices bishops for pawns. To him, he still took a piece from you not realizing that you're playing book moves he's never even heard of.

Brianna Wu sacrificed his bishop for a gook

 

[guest]

Brianna Wu sacrificed his bishop for a gook

It’s fun for me to imagine that you actually wanted to type “rook” but your phone is so used to your racism that it auto corrected it.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

It’s fun for me to imagine that you actually wanted to type “rook” but your phone is so used to your racism that it auto corrected it.

I think "gook" is a reference to Bri's husband Frank Wu. It was a very clever play on words.

 

[guest]

I think "gook" is a reference to Bri's husband Frank Wu. It was a very clever play on words.

Well yeah but it’s just funnier for me to imagine it’s unintentional and that his phone stepped in “are you sure you don’t wanna be racist here?”

 

[guest]

yeah he's kind of a retard. Its a character flaw

You mean it's part of his "brand"?

 

[guest]

Cakehorn and boomia smoking pat in the relay

See, not really fat.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You mean it's part of his "brand"?

Well he was only branded because the ranchers thought he was cattle

 

[guest]

Well he was only branded because the ranchers thought he was cattle

Bar-S ranch.


See, that’s a brand of really cheap hot dogs. So… Yeah.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Bar-S ranch.


See, that’s a brand of really cheap hot dogs. So… Yeah.

I'll give it to ya

 

[guest]

I'll give it to ya

That was a close one.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Well yeah but it’s just funnier for me to imagine it’s unintentional and that his phone stepped in “are you sure you don’t wanna be racist here?”

My phone actually does that.

 

[archive_bot]

 

[NoBacon]

In retard terms, that’s crossing the t’s and dotting the i’s for the interest and fees accrued on the judgment so far?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

In retard terms, that’s crossing the t’s and dotting the i’s for the interest and fees accrued on the judgment so far?

This is for the Google quash which was separate from the 24k cloudflare quash

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

This one's going to have to be separately domesticated in Wisconsin, right? Has to go through all the same delays and >year-long wait times on its own?

 

[NoBacon]

This is for the Google quash which was separate from the 24k cloudflare quash

The total debt may as well be 500,000 at this point. He’s beyond fucked.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

Is Patrick still using Resto? Does he even have any legal representation?

Keep ignoring this, Patrick. I'm sure it will go away eventually.