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I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 3

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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There’s no way he’s accepted any form of defeat yet. Right now he’s still getting angry and he’ll stay that way for a long ass while until he’s forced into the debtors exam. Then it will get real.

I promise at every hearing he will be trying to argue the original case, not realizing the court gives zero fucks about that and only cares about enforcing the existing judgment.
 
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There’s no way he’s accepted any form of defeat yet. Right now he’s still getting angry and he’ll stay that way for a long ass while until he’s forced into the debtors exam. Then it will get real.

I promise at every hearing he will be trying to argue the original case, not realizing the court gives zero fucks about that and only cares about enforcing the existing judgment.
He’s going to oink about felony telephone conversations and swattings and think it will matter and be fat about it.
 

DrTorqueCarlisi

Go to mass
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There’s no way he’s accepted any form of defeat yet. Right now he’s still getting angry and he’ll stay that way for a long ass while until he’s forced into the debtors exam. Then it will get real.

I promise at every hearing he will be trying to argue the original case, not realizing the court gives zero fucks about that and only cares about enforcing the existing judgment.

"But these are anti-Semites, your honor!"

"Sir, don't do that."
 

fricklefrackle

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This is so fucking funny. He asked for this. He is the one that arranged this. His whole identity is wrapped up in the things he owns and he's going to have to get rid of all of it. I feel like karma is going to smack me for taking such joy in his suffering, but he's a genuinely bad person and he deserves it.
Yet in his deranged mind he's still completely innocent of any wrongdoing.
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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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He’s going to oink about felony telephone conversations and swattings and think it will matter and be fat about it.

It’s amazing that he still thinks oinking about whatever they want is a successful legal strategy.

The good judge Schulman wanted to straight murder Stavros esq by the end and told him he wasn’t understanding the issue.

I felt kind of bad for Stavros - at least he appeared to care about his client. Brinton didn’t even proofread his filings, although I will give him credit for at least capitalizing my name correctly.
 

WheelchairFred

Bug bawx?
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Once Quasi gets possession of the hovel and Susan and the Triumph, I hope he doesn't do something silly like sign the deed or register the vehicles in his own name. Once Patty gets that name, prison awaits, followed by a swift extradition back to Mumbai. What will happen to the Quickie Mart then?
 

FamilyDollar

Welcome to our establishment
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He's probably bombed at Hooligans and if Niki says anything untoward to him tonight I'm 100% sure Shut. Your Fucking. MOUTH Pat will make an appearance.
Not that I'd ever feel sympathy as she presumably spent more than 5 minutes with him prior to marrying him, but geez could you imagine living with him in that hovel. I'd rather live with Lady Di with her hanging up dirty panties in the bathroom.
 
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There’s no way he’s accepted any form of defeat yet. Right now he’s still getting angry and he’ll stay that way for a long ass while until he’s forced into the debtors exam. Then it will get real.

I promise at every hearing he will be trying to argue the original case, not realizing the court gives zero fucks about that and only cares about enforcing the existing judgment.
They are not relitigating in a new venue and he's too stupid to know that. All that happens here is the local judge confirms that the judgement is real and that the procedure and timelines for filing have all been met. The issues of Wisconsin law and how they assign costs are unimportant, this Wisconsin judge is just here to say yep he owes this, this debt is valid, these are your collection options. It's done, Rick is fucked.
 

Dot Cumia

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They are not relitigating in a new venue and he's too stupid to know that. All that happens here is the local judge confirms that the judgement is real and that the procedure and timelines for filing have all been met. The issues of Wisconsin law and how they assign costs are unimportant, this Wisconsin judge is just here to say yep he owes this, this debt is valid, these are your collection options. It's done, Rick is fucked.
Even though he LARPs as a six-figure author, we know he's compensating for being poor and unsuccessful. As bad as $40,000 looks to the average person, do you know how fucking big that number looks to Rick? He's in his 40s and thought $13,000 was an impossible amount to have in the bank. This has to be weighing on him. That and also his fat.
 
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