I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 2

[guest]

Nikki could become a "sex worker" -a perfectly valid profession in the eyes of Fatrick- to pay Quasi

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2,500 $10 blowjobs would do

She’s going to have to blow people faster than the 10% interest accrues. We’re up to $26,106 already

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

She’s going to have to blow people faster than the 10% interest accrues. We’re up to $26,106 already

Suck the juice to outrun the juice

Make them nut to make your nut

Give up the rear or be in arrears

Attorney Jen: feel free to use any of these in court

 

[NoBacon]

She’s going to have to blow people faster than the 10% interest accrues. We’re up to $26,106 already

it doesn’t compound though, right?

i think it’s 10% of the principle every year, rather than compounding. Either way he’s fucked.

 

[guest]

it doesn’t compound though, right?

i think it’s 10% of the principle every year, rather than compounding. Either way he’s fucked.

Right, so about $200 a month or 20 BJs just to keep up with the vig

 

[NoBacon]

Right, so about $200 a month or 20 BJs just to keep up with the vig

it’s way better than returns than any conventional investment offers these days. Righteous bucks

 

[FurBurger]

Anyone know under what circumstances Quasi can hire a bounty hunter to chase Pat around?

I know they're banned in Milwaukee, and only certain states let them handle civil matters (rather than just criminal/bail bond issues), but it would sure be nice if Quasi could hire some four foot nothing mall ninja to haul Pat off to California the next time he sets trotter in a sci fi convention.

The idea of Pat having to do frantic googling before he leaves town to determine if he's going to find himself zip-tied with a bag over his head in the back of a pickup headed west strikes me as funny.

Is a California civil bench warrant for contempt of court enough?

 

[guest]

it’s way better than returns than any conventional investment offers these days. Righteous bucks

It is but the rub is that you have to be able to collect it

 

[guest]

Anyone know under what circumstances Quasi can hire a bounty hunter to chase Pat around?

I know they're banned in Milwaukee, and only certain states let them handle civil matters (rather than just criminal/bail bond issues), but it would sure be nice if Quasi could hire some four foot nothing mall ninja to haul Pat off to California the next time he sets trotter in a sci fi convention.

The idea of Pat having to do frantic googling before he leaves town to determine if he's going to find himself zip-tied with a bag over his head in the back of a pickup headed west strikes me as funny.

Is a California civil bench warrant for contempt of court enough?

The best way to figure that out would probably be to call one up in CA and see if they’d do it

 

[Jenna]

Anyone know under what circumstances Quasi can hire a bounty hunter to chase Pat around?

I know they're banned in Milwaukee, and only certain states let them handle civil matters (rather than just criminal/bail bond issues), but it would sure be nice if Quasi could hire some four foot nothing mall ninja to haul Pat off to California the next time he sets trotter in a sci fi convention.

The idea of Pat having to do frantic googling before he leaves town to determine if he's going to find himself zip-tied with a bag over his head in the back of a pickup headed west strikes me as funny.

Is a California civil bench warrant for contempt of court enough?

I like how you've already done the research to see if bounty hunters are legal in Milwaukee

 

[NoBacon]

I like how you've already done the research to see if bounty hunters are legal in Milwaukee

Their fearing darkness
All around you.
The piggy on the run.
So you keep oinkin' in the dark,
I'll hunt you down 'cause I'm
The dog. I'm the dog, the big bad dog.
The Bounty Hunter.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

 

[BudDickman]

it doesn’t compound though, right?

i think it’s 10% of the principle every year, rather than compounding. Either way he’s fucked.

It is simple interest, like a Treasury bond. $2,374 gets added to Pat's debt every year. I think Quasi does have the option to renew the judgment every 5 years, which basically resets the principal to the original principal plus accrued interest. So the effect is the same as compounding every 5 years.

 

[NoBacon]

It is simple interest, like a Treasury bond. $2,374 gets added to Pat's debt every year. I think Quasi does have the option to renew the judgment every 5 years, which basically resets the principal to the original principal plus accrued interest. So the effect is the same as compounding every 5 years.

Then he’s totally fucked, that will balloon very, very quickly.

 

[Stent]

Does anyone honestly think his cardiovascular system will last another 5 years? When Pat drops dead, Quasi will be paid by Niki. Technicality Tomlinson achieved.

 

[guest]

She’s going to have to blow people faster than the 10% interest accrues. We’re up to $26,106 already

I'd pay $100 if I could throat fuck her Facial Abuse style.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Starting to think his ever increasing weight and obviously declining health are all part of Genius Pat’s 4D chess long con.

Can’t pay Quaso if I’m already prematurely dead, stlakers.

Pat wins again, childs.

Except him dying would probably just make it easier for Quasi to get his money and divy up his possessions

 

[SFWA liaison]

Might have to fight with Annabelle over it, abandoned kids are entitled to inheritance regardless of parental rights termination

 

[FurBurger]

Might have to fight with Annabelle over it, abandoned kids are entitled to inheritance regardless of parental rights termination

Quasi's a gentleman; I'm sure he'd let her have the Fart Couch, the pink blanket AND the zero dollars' worth of publishing rights.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Except him dying would probably just make it easier for Quasi to get his money and divy up his possessions

Sounds like Niki’s problem, stlaker.

 

[stealthygeek]

Nikki could become a "sex worker" -a perfectly valid profession in the eyes of Fatrick- to pay Quasi

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2,500 $10 blowjobs would do

Hey Pat, is quasi still poorer than you? Does he live in his mom's basement? Do you still think that the only way he could pull together $17k is by being bankrolled by the alt right or organized crime?

Sad. And fat.

 

[SFWA liaison]

another debt related tweet you fellas can nitpick is this one

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