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I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 2
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One, two Jerry’s comin for you
Three, four the hovels about to lose its door
Five, six won’t have time to simp on Twitter for “chicks”
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Pat LARPs as a successful author about as well as Jeremy DeWitte LARPs as an actual Police Officer.
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I jumped into Fallujah, child. Susan One is on the move.
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It's all up to Action Hero Tiny Tim now.
"Today? Why, it's Vengeance Day. For you."
"You made the Naughty List."
Tim: "Here we come a-wassailing, villain."
Computer: "What do waffles have to do with justice, sir?"
Tim: "No, it's... sigh, never mind."
He doesn't even do that, as there's no "live action" about it. I'd say it's just regular ass online role playing.
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His organs are useless because he's very fat and unhealthy.
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They are so damaged looking nothing like a humans and could be passed it off as some type of mythical animal to be ground up for medicine
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God I love DeWitte, all the shit about him on YouTube is hours of entertainment. Lol
SergeanT! SergeanT! STaTuTe 316 says I’m allowed To Speed on This road, now geT back inTo your car and leave, child.
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I can only pray he’s so uncooperative someone kneels on his neck for 8:42 during the arrest. My dick can only get so hard here as well. You’re giving the wet dream scenario here.
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I can't tweet!
I can't tweet!
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Obviously this isn’t really Shane Gillis, but I’ll play along with the bit. Hey Shane as an actual comedian what do you think of Tomlinsons standup body of work he’s posted to YouTube?
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I'm actually Shane Gillis and I haven't seen anything like Pat since Ligma
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The perfect ending to this whole saga would be Pat going to jail. Norm looking down from heaven as Pat gets locked up is amazing
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I wonder if someone will text the human hog this tomorrow
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Take one goddamn guess
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Seth might be haunted by Norm in his nightmares, but no one would know because he's hidden all of his formerly public statements.
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: "Are you even a real Hooligans bouncer?"
: "Don't worry about that! You're sitting on a reserved barstool, fuckboy!"I haven't caught up with DeWitte's hijinks since he went to prison. I imagine he's now offering to escort the PC prisoners around the yard while dressed like a guard.
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I hope every fucking night seth has a nightmare about trying to watch Henry Fonda pick blue berries, but the TV wont work. Then it plays Norm making Holocaust jokes and a highlight reel of his most offensive Weekend Updates.
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