I never reread books, child

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Nabokov said that a serious reader is one who re-reads. And that guy knew a thing or two about books.

 

[guest]

It's a tough one, child. I personally don't read other authors books as to not be inspired by them, honestly i would tell you if i did, child.

This makes me think of Jim sitting next to Nicolas Cage on a plane except it's Piggy sitting next to Neil Gaiman.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

He has an excellent memory. He remembers everything Ade said right before she left to get split like so much firewood by an absolute lumberjack of a man with a pork shoulder for a penis.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat once again inadvertently advertising how stupid he is without realizing it. A memory has literally nothing to do with rereading a book. You reread to analyze, not go over the plot, unless all you read is dumbass fantasy shit. He would get absolutely laughed out of even an English 101 class in a community college if he said this shit.

 

[Will Tate]

Pat's bullshitting, pandering Twitter takes are the only thing about Amazon's LOTR I'm looking forward to. Getting the One Ring inscription tattooed on your skinny-fat arm is no substitution for reading the Silmarillion, you lazy fat faggot.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

'has an excellent memory that doesn't deteriorate' - so he doesn't 'trust the science' on this one.

'likes to deliberate' - makes the story fit his preconceived notions

What a stupid ass for doing it, & even stupider for admitting it.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Has infallible memory, yet can’t remember how he injured his ankle in a half marathon.

 

[EraGodless]

Hmmm. He has an excellent memory yet can’t remember if he stepped in a pothole during a race or stepped off a curb and twisted his ankle. Don’t you think anyone with even a “poor memory” would still be able to recall the difference? I do.

He meant he has excellent mammaries- damn auto-correct.

 

[Guyincognito]

Nabokov is definitely on Weimer's bookshelf.

I bet Fat Rick doesn't even read his own slop. He probably reads and re-reads these forums more than he reads any printed word.

Yesss my sweet lolitas.

 

[Username]

I don’t reread books child. I have already found Waldo on every single page.

 

[sShenaniganz]

These tweets gave me the Joseph Cumia effect where the second I start to read them my instinctively look away and I can't finish reading them

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Pat is the kind of person that takes a deep meaning from Holy Mountain when the reality is stated by the director at the end of the fucking film.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Book sounds like it's about the most faggiest goddamned shit I've ever heard of. Who gives a fuck? Muad Dib? Nice name stupid.
More like Muad Dipshit the faggot.

 

[EraGodless]

Pat is the kind of person that takes a deep meaning from Holy Mountain when the reality is stated by the director at the end of the fucking film.

When you wrote- Holy Mountain, I thought you were talking about Sleep. Then I remembered that Pat's too much of a faggot to like Sleep or know who they are-

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He's not nuanced enough to understand anything beyond a basic overview of the plot. He might as well have read the Wikipedia summary and called it a day. He doesn't understand the finer details of prose writing and building a narrative

It reflects in his novels, which consist of things happening and moving from plot item to plot item with snappy quips in between