I follow football - regular football, not that game of footsie you all play over there (laughs at own joke)

[Rodeo Clown]

Rick should try to make hai alai his thing. He could go on and on and the posts would be ignored like his sportsball posts but with the benefit that no one would correct him.

Some old kike from Miami Beach that bets on it would start hammering him. Bernie Schwartzbaum of Coral Gables would hire a hitman to kill Rick then, it would be fitting if he was killed too since that hit on the Wheeler killed Jal Alai too.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

"return teams are going to have a field day"

No, they won't. The new kickoff is in place because most of them are touchbacks these days so there's no reason for everyone to be cracking each other's skulls on every kickoff. They will still be mostly touchbacks.

"running backs will be more important than ever"

No, they won't. First, they will be even less important than they've become over the last few decades because the league is a passing league. Nobody even drafted a running back until halfway through the second round this year. But second, "more important than ever"? Teams barely passed the ball in the first couple of decades that the league existed. Way to be completely wrong about your two NFL opinions, you fat cocksucker.

Literally I don’t understand how a guy claims to be such a huge football fan, but says nothing that’s actually true about the sport. First the Full Back became obsolete, and now with the Spread offense becoming more and more common place, the run first half back who doesent catch well is becoming obsolete. Running backs are so unimportant to the NFL offense these days, they’re the lowest paid position and average the shortest career of any skill player.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Pats take on soccer is pretty typical of rubes with no class or education. I’d be surprised if he was actually a soccer fan. With how unsophisticated and classless he is.

Pat is the perfect audience for the dregs of American entertainment. He likes mid to shitty corporatized Sci-Fi, he listens to the most mid music that exists, and he thinks American football is the best sport ever. Obviously the faggot never watched the superior games of Rugby or Australian football if he thinks a bunch of fat pussies wearing helmets and pads is the height of masculinity.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Football and baseball is just a thing to him. A “thing” to make him seem like he has a personality. Hmmm what do all American tough guys like? Oh! Baseball, football, cars, bars, drinking BEERS, guns, etc. He’s literally like a child. Or even worse, he’s just a brainless drone. Someone who roots for a team because they’re from the area but doesn’t even know shit about the sport being played.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Football and baseball is just a thing to him. A “thing” to make him seem like he has a personality. Hmmm what do all American tough guys like? Oh! Baseball, football, cars, bars, drinking BEERS, guns, etc. He’s literally like a child. Or even worse, he’s just a brainless drone. Someone who roots for a team because they’re from the area but doesn’t even know shit about the sport being played.

I’ve literally never seen him say anything remotely intelligent about either football or baseball. He kind of treats both like he does the shitty woke corporatized sci fi he watches. It’s something to make him seem like a macho man who’s secretly a geek. When in reality he’s just a fat moron with no redeeming qualities.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Pats take on soccer is pretty typical of rubes with no class or education. I’d be surprised if he was actually a soccer fan. With how unsophisticated and classless he is.

Pat is the perfect audience for the dregs of American entertainment. He likes mid to shitty corporatized Sci-Fi, he listens to the most mid music that exists, and he thinks American football is the best sport ever. Obviously the faggot never watched the superior games of Rugby or Australian football if he thinks a bunch of fat pussies wearing helmets and pads is the height of masculinity.

I don’t think he's ever even mentioned hockey, which really is the perfect sport for his persona. He didn't play sports growing up (and hockey isn't for the poor), go to a real college, and Wisconsin doesn't have an nhl team to watch at a bar, so I guess I can see why he never got into it.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

"hip drop tackle"

I must have watched this exact video a year ago due to this exact fag pat football post



Pros don't know it by a name. Only a FAGGOT would add it in as a tidbit part of a tweet.



HOW does this kind of tackle play into kick/punt returns????
They're going to have a FIELD DAY now that it's no longer legal!

This guy got right to the point and explained what it was. He didn't give me 20 minutes of filler. Also just make the NFL flag football already and be done with it. It's half a fag sport as it's anyhow

 

[Ladynyahh]

Fat Summerall

 

[DanFielding]

Fat Summerall

Joe Schmuck