I could kill any of you in a fight

[UnPRePared]

Ugh, I buggered that one.

 

[guest]

Ugh, I buggered that one.

You're clearly no Phil Collins, child.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Prove me wrong. I spent eight years of my childhood going to a stripmall Kara-tay dojo. I could pemenantly injure or kill any of you. Especially that fat fuck coward @covidcumia. He's a disagrace to his children. I, have always been a model father to my sweetpea Annabelle.

Why would anyone want to kill me? child.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Master Po Boy

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Yes fake gay man, I can finish an entire marathon in the time it takes to waddle the straight line from start to finish line 700 yards in under 2 hours.

People give you shit here but I find you hilarious, CC. More importantly you’re a man who works and has a family so you have my respect. Keep on keepin’ on, buddy.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

Not a chance you're stopping a hook downstairs off a double jab with that bitch ass dojo shit....lol, I feel like I'm talking to the real Rick.

You can get on your little tippy toes and try, midget fat old child. I would completely disable you in seconds. Hush now.

 

[guest]

You can get on your little tippy toes and try, midget fat old child. I would completely disable you in seconds. Hush now.

Tell me how you anticipate that punch from going to Tiger Schulman's?

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

Tell me how you anticipate that punch from going to Tiger Schulman's?

Oh sweet old fat little nothing. You think I need eyes to see?

I will block your flaccid attempt at striking me, and I'll finish you off with the Dim Mak.

 

[guest]

Oh sweet old fat little nothing. You think I need eyes to see?

I will block your flaccid attempt at striking me, and I'll finish you off with the Dim Mak.

No but you need muscle to leap that high, checkmate, child, lol.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

No but you need muscle to leap that high, checkmate, child, lol.

You severely underestimate my fast twitch muscles, child. I've gained quite a bit of mass in my attic over the summer. Hush now, fat.

 

[guest]

You severely underestimate my fast twitch muscles, child. I've gained quite a bit of mass in my attic over the summer. Hush now, fat.

Those box jumps are working then? Have a structural engineer out to make sure the hovel can handle them, wouldn't want to kill Tyrone well he's liquid shitting into Niki's stank hole.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

Those box jumps are working then? Have a structural engineer out to make sure the hovel can handle them, wouldn't want to kill Tyrone well he's liquid shitting into Niki's stank hole.

It must be hard for you to comprehend masculinity and bodybuilding being in your golden years being feeble, fat and balding, child.

Also my wife's vagina has always been immaculate and not anywhere near nigger anus. Quietly now.

 

[guest]

You're definitely building more body, daily by the looks of it, you're much better than Rick is at this.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

You're definitely building more body, daily by the looks of it, you're much better than Rick is at this.

If you're ever in Milwaukee, be sure to let me know, child. I'll power bomb you through a table, you fat fuck atalker.

 

[guest]

If you're ever in Milwaukee, be sure to let me know, child. I'll power bomb you through a table, you fat fuck atalker.

You couldn't lift me if you're actually a Rick sized 5-10 262 with noodle arms lol.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Prove me wrong. I spent eight years of my childhood going to a stripmall Kara-tay dojo. I could pemenantly injure or kill any of you. Especially that fat fuck coward @covidcumia. He's a disagrace to his children. I, have always been a model father to my sweetpea Annabelle.

Fat So.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I love looking at a current picture of Swinelinson and remembering his proclamation that he can "run you down for two hours".

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Didn’t you get your jaw broken in the first round of the 8 round Kumite (sorry Cum Ate) tournament, little one?

 

[Phish]

Yes I could, child. I have multiple confirmed kills in fighting. I studied under Master Frank Dux and then Master Rivera.

Master Officer RIVIERA! Im not a DOOD!

This dude is like Ricky if he ever gains any authority or power over anyone. “I am not a RICK. IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOTHER!” Flies off the handle on some gay ass punk 12 yr old kids skateboarding.

 

[guest]

You need an octagon.