I am the enemy of mankind and he's on my "six", Special Needs Forces Fat Rick

[Jim-sucks-shit]

No you dolt, I feel like I could use 15-20 lbs, I'm a tall former offensive lineman, I dwarf most people, I'm lighter than when I was 22, but I also have less muscle mass. Raising kids and leading a good life mean I don't obsessively go to the gym for vanity like in my 20s and even 30s. If you're too big an idiot to get that, oh well. You're definitely a faggot that much I can tell.

 

[guest]

Let me guess, 5-9 175 lbs, stiill with love handles, heel striker with stiff joints when you run. I hate twirps lol.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Let me guess, 5-9 175 lbs, stiill with love handles, heel striker with stiff joints when you run. I hate twirps lol.

We play around a lot, but “heel striker” is a low blow. Be polite and call him a fat nigger like the rest of us.

Seriously, @covidcumia you’re fun to mess with but I enjoy the hell out of your texts with Piggy. Keep it up..you’re doing Mel’s work.

Also, if you’re tall I heard Milla Jovovich will fuck your brains out. Have fun!

 

[guest]

He called you a heel striker lol

Seriously meant it, the unathletic waddle runner types, with the weird awkward body types and movements. In my book men under 6 foot tall and below 200lbs are just bitches. Add to that not having any athletic accomplishments it's worse. I also hate idiots that are twirps and think that's being in shape meanwhile they lack muscle, like pre-fat Rick was. Sue me for thinking men should look and act like men.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Seriously meant it, the unathletic waddle runner types, with the weird awkward body types and movements. In my book men under 6 foot tall and below 200lbs are just bitches. Add to that not having any athletic accomplishments it's worse. I also hate idiots that are twirps and think that's being in shape meanwhile they lack muscle, like pre-fat Rick was. Sue me for thinking men should look and act like men.

"Men should look like men"

We play around a lot, but “heel striker” is a low blow. Be polite and call him a fat nigger like the rest of us.

Seriously, @covidcumia you’re fun to mess with but I enjoy the hell out of your texts with Piggy. Keep it up..you’re doing Mel’s work.

Also, if you’re tall I heard Milla Jovovich will fuck your brains out. Have fun!

He's like our own personal Joe. I love it too.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

No you dolt, I feel like I could use 15-20 lbs, I'm a tall former offensive lineman, I dwarf most people, I'm lighter than when I was 22, but I also have less muscle mass. Raising kids and leading a good life mean I don't obsessively go to the gym for vanity like in my 20s and even 30s. If you're too big an idiot to get that, oh well. You're definitely a faggot that much I can tell.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Pat the Simp]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[fricklefrackle]

Let me guess, 5-9 175 lbs, stiill with love handles, heel striker with stiff joints when you run. I hate twirps lol.

I like ya, no matter what anyone says.

 

[Guyincognito]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Oh wow. We found which one of us is secretly Pat. That’s a Tomlinsonian list of accomplishments

 

[guest]

Canelo Alvarez is 5'9, 170 lol never change Uncle Boomia

Since I fought at national Golden Glove tournaments, at international duals and multi-nations, I'm aware of weight classes below super-heavy, but as the saying goes a good big man beats a good little man. I moved with lots of talented 165-201s, they were not able to fight rough due to their smaller stature. Not that you would know or care, but thanks for taking us down this rabbit hole, with your gadfly routine child lol.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

The best bit we have going is when Boomia posts good content and then pisses off the whole thread under it with his babbling nonsense. Absolutely hysterical.

My favorite bit is the one where Boomia texts Patrick but then doesn't bother posting it to the forum.

What started as felony telephone harassment to get ribs has developed into something intimate and personal.

 

[fricklefrackle]

My favorite bit is the one where Boomia texts Patrick but then doesn't bother posting it to the forum.

What started as felony telephone harassment to get ribs has developed into something intimate and personal.

Their relationship is flowering before our eyes.

 

[guest]

I give Boomia a hard time when he deserves it. We all need to be kept in check...

Fuck you bro, I bet you didn’t score 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High like CC did.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Since I fought at national Golden Glove tournaments, at international duals and multi-nations, I'm aware of weight classes below super-heavy, but as the saying goes a good big man beats a good little man. I moved with lots of talented 165-201s, they were not able to fight rough due to their smaller stature. Not that you would know or care, but thanks for taking us down this rabbit hole, with your gadfly routine child lol.

When are we having some beers at Hooligans?

 

[guest]

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The faggots carry the ball, come on man lol.