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I bet a broomstick would fit nicely in that ass of yours, Paul. That's what they did to Dahmer in prison and what they'll do to you.
I'm cumming you dumb biiitch!Uncle Paul probably listened to 8-track porn when he was younger.
You would think an album with this title would have family pics, no?
What's really going on
Laying in wait for field tripsI don't have the receipts on me but Uncle Paul once said that he brought a woman to orgasm inside a museum.
"The Babysitter" by William F. Campbell
Anyway, Julie is about eleven, I guess, and Billy is maybe five years
older; and so naturally he notices her panties while they're playing
Careers, and so when she goes up to take a bath he watches through the
keyhole and gets all turned on and has to go into the master bedroom to
masturbate <g>, but Julie gets out of the tub and takes a picture with a
flash camera of Billy jerking off and hides the picture and says she'll
show it to people unless Billy does what she says. Since what she says
is what Billy was thinking about anyway while he was masturbating in the
master bedroom after watching her take a bath, he plays some sex games
with Julie and then goes home. But she says he had better come back the
next day, because she still has the pictures. This is why Boy Scouts
don't make really good baby-sitters - from the parents' point of view,
that is.
Oh noYou would think an album with this title would have family pics, no?
What's really going on
Oh, hey, look, they also accept and review p*do shit:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://archive.ph/58Y0i[/URL]
couldn't pass the background check to get a job though.
Jesus fucking Christ. I didn’t expand and already the first 2 sentences I’m done. “Julie is about 11 I guess, and billy is maybe 5 years older. So naturally he notices her panties while they’re playing.”Oh, hey, look, they also accept and review p*do shit:
http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Celestial_Reviews/1997/181-May_14.…
archived 24 Jun 2015 22:37:45 UTCarchive.ph
She gave me a long kiss, and I tasted my semen on her tongue. When
the kiss was finally broken, she leaned her head against my chest and
cooed. I sighed.
He’s also got a website from 2001 called “Weimer world”
Sadly his music is dead links, I would have loved to have heard “Mendel in F” or “Bruise”
Was it actually music or a front for something “else” ?
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