How the hell do you get seasonal depression in Florida?

[captain_kamala]

February is when it lifted. So brave.
I remember a couple days of wearing a hoodie this last winter but not once did I need my one heavy jacket. Most of the time I was parading around in a thong. This bitch bought a fucking lamp.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Also she should just embrace the darkness that comes with a scarf around the neck and a doorknob. Whatever that means because I just type stuff.

 

[Comic Book Guy]

Most of the time I was parading around in a thong.

Pics required. And make it quick, I'm a busy man.

 

[kingship75]

You know where seasonal depression really affects people? Just outside of Portage, WI.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

You know where seasonal depression really affects people? Just outside of Portage, WI.

I heard the best way through it there is kill a husband and get a new assistant mechanic one.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Can't even be bothered to paint the edges. What a piece of shit this is.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Sunlight lamp? She doesnt live in alaska. Go outside you dumb bitch. Its sunny year round in florida.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Why does she have a fucking sunlamp in Florida, that's as dumb as having one in California. I'm sure she has a bunch of expired vitamin D too.
GO OUTSIDE WHORE.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

She’s depressed because she’s a big fat pig. Stop blaming the sun, retard

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

She’s depressed because she’s a big fat pig. Stop blaming the sun, retard

Doesnt excersize and doesnt go outside. Wonders why she has "seasonal depression". I can only imagine how fat she is now. Havent seen a photo in at least a year and even then you could see the cellulite impressions through her jeans and she had giant cankles. Absolute frump. Probably eats ice cream with a whiskey chaser.

 

[captain_kamala]

Doesnt excersize and doesnt go outside. Wonders why she has "seasonal depression". I can only imagine how fat she is now. Havent seen a photo in at least a year and even then you could see the cellulite impressions through her jeans and she had giant cankles. Absolute frump. Probably eats ice cream with a whiskey chaser.

Here she is defending potatoes as a health food

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Here she is defending potatoes as a health food

Nobody tell her starches turn into sugars and Im sure she isnt eating them plain. You know they are swimming in butter,sour cream, and cheese. You still have to burn those calories you cow.

 

[Jenna]

I painted this in the strongest grips of my seasonal depression mahnnnnnnn. I'm finally emotionally ready to release her for the low price of $300 mahnnnnn.

Maybe if it was a good painting you wouldn't rely so hard on the "tortured artist" narrative to hawk your shit?

 

[guyincognito2.0]

February is when it lifted. So brave.
I remember a couple days of wearing a hoodie this last winter but not once did I need my one heavy jacket. Most of the time I was parading around in a thong. This bitch bought a fucking lamp.

I wonder what original painting she therapeutically copied that off of

 

[Sue Lightning]

It got hot again in like March. It’s June. And by “hot again” i mean it went from ~74 degrees to ~97 again

 

[JamesJCrowe]

You've never been fat in the summertime, funster.

 

[Turk February]

I would have called it "Dark Lady Naps" but I'm not a fancy ass artist.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Shamelessly stolen from a 14 year old.

I’m A 15 Year Old Self-Taught Artist, And This Is My Progress Over The Last Few Years

I’ve been making art in many different mediums since I was 7. These chosen artworks of mine document that, and I hope to encourage everyone, especially kids and teens, to start art! I’d also appreciate any constructive criticism or comments! Well, here they are, from most recent to least...

www.boredpanda.com

 

[captain_kamala]

Shamelessly stolen from a 14 year old.

I’m A 15 Year Old Self-Taught Artist, And This Is My Progress Over The Last Few Years

I’ve been making art in many different mediums since I was 7. These chosen artworks of mine document that, and I hope to encourage everyone, especially kids and teens, to start art! I’d also appreciate any constructive criticism or comments! Well, here they are, from most recent to least...

www.boredpanda.com

Lol damn

 

[Turk February]

Shamelessly stolen from a 14 year old.

I’m A 15 Year Old Self-Taught Artist, And This Is My Progress Over The Last Few Years

I’ve been making art in many different mediums since I was 7. These chosen artworks of mine document that, and I hope to encourage everyone, especially kids and teens, to start art! I’d also appreciate any constructive criticism or comments! Well, here they are, from most recent to least...

www.boredpanda.com

She's robbing children!