How much Xanax did pillhead Norm take, and was it forbidden in the Torah?

[Mc.Faggot]

Let see the dick @WormKiller

Unless you’re too pussy to whip it out

 

[guest]

Let see the dick @WormKiller

Unless you’re too pussy to whip it out

You first

I mean if you seriously want me to whip out my puny 7 incher I will

 

[Mc.Faggot]

You first

you offered first

so you can put a man in the hospital, but you are to scurred to show your man hood?

 

[guest]

you offered first

so you can put a man in the hospital, but you are to scurred to show your man hood?

No I was buying time as I was getting blood into the tiny thing

 

[guest]

I put my PP all over the internet I don't care.

Your turn.

 

[captain_kamala]

aha
ahaha
why is it shaped like that

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I put my PP all over the internet I don't care.

Your turn.

@CuntFucker and the @captain_kamala time stamped and dated theirs

Nice try tho

 

[guest]

aha
ahaha
why is it shaped like that

Do you have any idea how hard it is to take a picture with your phone in one hand and your weiner in the other? It's shaped normal I just have a big head and it's kinda going for my belly

 

[captain_kamala]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to take a picture with your phone in one hand and your weiner in the other? It's shaped normal I just have a big head and it's kinda going for my belly

it looks like a damn lightbulb

 

[guest]

it looks like a damn lightbulb

I'm told the head being the biggest part feels really good.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

it looks like a damn lightbulb

 

[guest]

@CuntFucker and the @captain_kamala time stamped and dated theirs

Nice try tho

You should know by now that I'm a fuckin goof but I'm not a liar

It's leaning towards the camera you dorks lol. It's called trying to make a flattering perspective. I'm not working with a monster hog here, I have to flatter it.

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm told the head being the biggest part feels really good.

nothing you say can redeem it after seeing that pic sorry

 

[guest]

nothing you say can redeem it after seeing that pic sorry

Sorry to disappoint.

I can go get another one if you like. Perhaps something blacker?

 

[Mc.Faggot]

You should know by now that I'm a fuckin goof but I'm not a liar

It's leaning towards the camera you dorks lol. It's called trying to make a flattering perspective. I'm not working with a monster hog here, I have to flatter it.

Lets see a more flattering angle man

Redemption arc

 

[guest]

Lets see a more flattering angle man

Redemption arc

I can't because the next one I dig up isn't going to match

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I can't because the next one I dig up isn't going to match

How many dick picks do you have on your phone rn?

Sounds like your loying

 

[guest]

I liked the other angle better

 

[guest]

Cuntfucker has the right idea. This place used to be a fun shitpost site. Now it's just a bullshit bragging ground. Ok McGowan we know you are succesful and have a perfect life (nice larp). I know it's all to spite the pig but jeez stfu you self absorbed piece of shit. And now you have JDA and his simps on here. Just sad. Pat sucks but these sopranoes loving pop culture addicted run of the mill normal assholes are starting to suck just as bad. At least star wars is somewhat interesting and it's obvious fantasy. The Godfather, come on..that's fantasy with less imagination. New members can't even post so it isn't even chaotic fun anymore. Just the same stale old assholes bragging at each other. We're all better than Patrick S Tomlinson. He's completely retarded and insane, and will never not be. Maybe his ignorance is bliss

My life is far from perfect dude. I'm just not one to whine about my personal problems like that Weimer faggot

 

[captain_kamala]

at least @CuntFucker can roll with the punches and admit that his dick is a brown disaster
this guy trying to defend that thing give it up