How much do you think Patrick actually drinks?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He probably mixes the booze with cokes or something too.

I get the booze mixing but you’re saying Rick goes and buys cocaine? In Milwaukee?

 

[TorpidSloth]

I get the booze mixing but you’re saying Rick goes and buys cocaine? In Milwaukee?

What are you on about

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I think this was definitely true until a few years ago. He started regularly drinking hard liquor during the lockdown. He buys 3 or 4 bottles of Maker's at a time and drinks alone at home after having a few beers (alone) in one of his bars. He probably mixes the booze with cokes or something too. How else can you explain the enormous and alarming expansion of his face and head?

I think this is it. Looking at his progression through the years, it seems obvious that he gets fucked up every night. Maybe he takes a break for a day if he's too hungover, but that's it.

I legit imagine him sometimes drunk tweeting early AM while laying on the bed of his Airbnb

 

[Sputnik]

What are you on about

He misunderstood coke for coke. Happens all the time.

 

[Bigsmooth]

No, no, no, I drink Natty Ice.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

It really is amazing, I think we mistake his retardism-narcissism and inability to spell for being drunk sometimes, when in reality he's a fat fag who's practically Norton levels of alcoholic.

Getting sick a few times from drinking too much puts some hair on your chest. Fatso seems like the kinda pussy to want to avoid that after dealing with it once.

I think this was definitely true until a few years ago. He started regularly drinking hard liquor during the lockdown. He buys 3 or 4 bottles of Maker's at a time and drinks alone at home after having a few beers (alone) in one of his bars. He probably mixes the booze with cokes or something too. How else can you explain the enormous and alarming expansion of his face and head?

I definitely think he drinks every day, but he's no Hunter S Thomson.

His drunk behaviour is definitely hard to differentiate from his narcissism, but he probably likes that drink exacerbates his cockyness / asshole behaviour because he's deluded into thinking all his attributes are positive.

I'd love him to take some mushrooms or something else to force some level of honest introspection - it'd break him

 

[EraGodless]

I definitely think he drinks every day, but he's no Hunter S Thomson.

His drunk behaviour is definitely hard to differentiate from his narcissism, but he probably likes that drink exacerbates his cockyness / asshole behaviour because he's deluded into thinking all his attributes are positive.

I'd love him to take some mushrooms or something else to force some level of honest introspection - it'd break him

Imagine Patrick going down a k-hole or something?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I think he has one weak cherryaid and the sugar rush gets him arguing about politics on Twitter for the next 6-8 hours.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Whenever he posts his barslop photos there’s always some glass of ice water so I think even his bar fighting boozehound persona is a fraud, like everything else

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Would it be more pathetic if he were legitimately a raging alcoholic or just pretending to be one because he thinks it makes him look cool?

 

[OinkPiglinson]

You can stay fully functional while drinking half a case a night. I'd say Pat drinks around that with probably one day off every two weeks to keep himself from having to come to terms with his alcoholism. Some days he'll hit 14, some days he'll stop at 8, but most days he's polishing off 10-12. We don't see him get incoherent most days untill after 8 which makes sense considering his BMI and alcohol consumption.

 

[Nigger John]

Does he drink all day or just binge it all within a couple of hours?

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

This is a tough one, man. GENUINLEY.

Weve heard him clearly drunk ...MMMMULTIPLE TIMES!

only places he spends any time are bars. Thanksgiving. Christmas.

I believe we have seen handles of booze in background pics in his house.

Fat head. Fat body. Sweaty. Out of shape gross.

He is a huge pussy, though.