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How much do you think Patrick actually drinks?
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I dunno but he eats it about a million times a day. Everyone's scoring on him 24/7.
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You know what would've forced him to stop or slow down the booze? Being a responsible father.
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He drinks his weight in gallons.
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Narcissists make terrible parents, so I doubt it. Sickening as it is to think about, he'd no doubt still be a barfly avoiding his daughter even if he had a choice to be in her life. The $0 he spent trying to get his darling annabelle back in his life vs the hundreds of thousands he has pissed away so far on twitter and reddit drama says it all.
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On Moving Past Trauma even HE admits he drinks too much, and we know how hard it is for Patty to admit any fault. It has to be a lot.
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4-5 drinks a day kind of guy. Never ordered nips by the sleeve, never owned a flask, etc. His drinking's a larp.
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He starts drinking around noon and goes til 10-11pm at least. He must easily hit the 10 beer mark on a regular basis.
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How much do I drink? Why are you asking me that? You really wanna know? Alright. two 12 packs of beer, ok?!!? 
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That’s an interesting take. In line with his wish to control everything and his no drugs history. Only counter I’ll enter is his being clearly drunk multiple nights a week watching schlock alone and tweeting. That’s alkie behavior.
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Fatty Lights
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Bukowski was a degenerate scumbag alcoholic but at least he stuck to his craft and actually wrote stuff
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It really is amazing, I think we mistake his retardism-narcissism and inability to spell for being drunk sometimes, when in reality he's a fat fag who's practically Norton levels of alcoholic.
Getting sick a few times from drinking too much puts some hair on your chest. Fatso seems like the kinda pussy to want to avoid that after dealing with it once.
Getting sick a few times from drinking too much puts some hair on your chest. Fatso seems like the kinda pussy to want to avoid that after dealing with it once.
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I've never believed that he's a true heavy drinker (though he does drink and he's also heavy). Fatboy is a compulsive liar. Any aspect of his life he tries to sell you is almost certainly a lie. Since he attests to being a beer swigging drunk, I assume that's not the whole story. He'll drink for an audience, but I doubt he's polishing off tons of booze at home. If nothing else, he's a fucking liar liar pants-on-fire.
Obese faggot.
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No, no, no, I drink Natty Ice.
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Polish to the core
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I think this was definitely true until a few years ago. He started regularly drinking hard liquor during the lockdown. He buys 3 or 4 bottles of Maker's at a time and drinks alone at home after having a few beers (alone) in one of his bars. He probably mixes the booze with cokes or something too. How else can you explain the enormous and alarming expansion of his face and head?