How long until Jim has to have a talk with "Nikki" about cutting spending

[RoTheHo69]

You guys missed the fact that he called himself "The First Lady of Comedy"...

I certainly did not.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

He'll sell all his memorabilia before kicking Loki out the house

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I have a feeling that won’t be an issue because Norton is sick and will be dead soon. He married that dude because he wants to have a good final year or two before he dies.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He'll sell all his memorabilia before kicking Loki out the house

I wonder if he already did this to afford him. I’m sure he has a good amount of signatures from dead athletes / celebs

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I have a feeling that won’t be an issue because Norton is sick and will be dead soon. He married that dude because he wants to have a good final year or two before he dies.

Jim strikes me as someone who has always just stockpiled money. He drove a Saturn well into his prime years. Pretty sure he said he paid off his apartment when he was on Tough Crowd. He doesn’t vacation anywhere without working, has no expensive hobbies, and aside from eating out I don’t see how he ever would have spent a lot of money. Escorts probably don’t run you very much when they’re low quality trannies. His biggest expense of the last few years has been his new wife’s cam whore donations.

 

[Cuphead]

He will ditch the worm as soon as the money runs out

 

[guest]

The nigger-aesthetic all over that video made me sick lmao. Not because it’s ghetto or anything - but it just doesn’t match the video whatsoever. An ugly tranny and a 5’6 literal faggot who’s as uncool as they come? Better throw a hip rap song and fast-paced cool-guy editing over it.

 

[LingerLonger]

Jim strikes me as someone who has always just stockpiled money.

I doubt it. He never made near the money of O&A. I would be shocked if he made $500K a year at Sirius at any point. Artie and Gary from Stern were making under $1million at Sirius. And Gary had been with Howard forever and was a major on air component as well. And Artie was practically the face of the show and the second microphone. No way that Norton was making even close to a million let alone half of that.

O&A were probably making 10x more than Norton most years. People have warped perceptions of how much entertainers and athletes get paid because they only read about the massive contracts. Like everyone is banking Tom Cruise or Conor McGregor money. When most actors and actresses and athletes get well under $500K a year even when world famous or playing on major teams. Then you factor in their agents and PR and so on and a good chunk is immediately gone.

Norton probably never made $1million in one year of his life. With his lifestyle he can't have a stockpile of anything but bloodstained pieces of underwear with soil and semen and AIDS in them.

He drove a Saturn well into his prime years. Pretty sure he said he paid off his apartment when he was on Tough Crowd. He doesn’t vacation anywhere without working, has no expensive hobbies, and aside from eating out I don’t see how he ever would have spent a lot of money.

We don't know exactly what Jim spends his money on partially because he is a secretive person but also because he is a wormy douche and liar. It's certainly not a personal trainer anymore. Egg whites and mustard personal chef is probably still there for him and Prince Alan though. As is Kenny and probably a PR team and other management.

He drove a Saturn because it was all he could afford is the more likely reason.

Escorts probably don’t run you very much when they’re low quality trannies. His biggest expense of the last few years has been his new wife’s cam whore donations.

Yeah but Norton was flying in tranny hookers and paying big camwhore token amounts before anyone in the O&A audience knew about it. Part of Norton's rage on air that lead to him "giving up whores" was the financial burden. "But Dr. Phil says". Plus instead of taking movie gigs or comedy gigs he would waste years of his life getting sodomized or urinated on after every O&A show. When someone is a gambling addict and says "I am up $10K" it really means that they are down $100K. When Norton said on air he was spending $50K a year on hookers or whatever it was probably double or triple in reality but he was too embarrassed to admit it.

Let's say Norton makes $600K a year from Sirius and comedy and acting. Take off $150K for his agent and Kenny and some PR people because most of them live in Manhattan as well. Now take off another $150K for personal chefs, trainers, front row tickets to concerts, and flying first class everywhere which Norton constantly talked about. And you have $300K left without even factoring in taxes and his HOA. And now he has a husband who seems to be.....to quote John and Jeff....."HIGH MAINTENANCE".

Norton will probably die and have just his condo and a car and his KISS posters with little in the bank. Which honestly isn't that offensive considering that he has no children or dependents. He basically works to maintain his lifestyle and spending. And if he is dying and has a few years to live it will line up perfectly.