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He’s up and oinking looking for fights
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or a 9mm PCC so his titties don't jiggle too much.PAT: I’m a subject matter expert on firearms. My recommendation would be to buy an expensive, over engineered European bullpup that is only useful in close range situations. Also, it doesn’t use a standard US military round so make sure you buy a bunch of ammo ahead of time. I know it’s expensive but it’s going to be a pain in the ass to find more when you’re out there.
Tl;dr - your P90 is gay and you look like a lesbian when you shoot it, Pat.
Own. It.
I am surprised he doesn’t use instead of the periods like other women do.Own. It.
I love Period Pat. He thinks it makes his dopey posts much more powerful.
"But I only feel important here, child! "He’s up and oinking looking for fights
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Also, he's profoundly stupid while being a know-it-all arrogant motherfucker. That's usually a bad trifecta to posess in an actual war. To add, he had below Forest Gump level grades. I can't imagine what his ASVAB score would be (not gud). His billet would somehow be below scrubbing the latrines- much less involved in the infantry.What is rick doing? He wouldn't last 5 minutes in an actual war. He's too fat and out of shape for battle.
Is Musk STUPID? You’re supposed to do your time in government first, then get the private sector job netting you millions.Doom and Gloom Pat I’m sure with do something stupid and possibly dangerous soon.
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That or just be a miserable cunt tweeting from the couch all day.
I feel safer alreadyI JUST reported this
Rick fantasizes so hard about blasting Republicans with his donut gun. it wouldn't surprise me if he waddles around his house saying pew pew to the TVLike the genocide in Palestine he never talks about? Whatever happened to “keep calm and protect minorities?”
That's what his nerf gun is for. He's not allowed his real guns around Nikki's TVRick fantasizes so hard about blasting Republicans with his donut gun. it wouldn't surprise me if he waddles around his house saying pew pew to the TV
That's mental illness right there. You literally can't stop talking about the guy. Go look at the Comedy forum right now. It's full of the same 3 people spamming topics because everyone else realized you people are BORING and mentally unwell. We get it, you hate Anthony Cumia and you have to make literally everything about that. That is not normal behavior. You've been programmed by the mass media to think that anything to the right of Starmer is wrongthink, so let's point and laugh like a bunch of weak little brainwashed followers.He is more like Anthony than he wants to admit.
Is your pfp the mug shot of the Serbian kid from the Torswats case with Dan shopped in?That's what his nerf gun is for. He's not allowed his real guns around Nikki's TV
We get it, you love Anthony Cumia and have to make literally everything about that.That's mental illness right there. You literally can't stop talking about the guy. Go look at the Comedy forum right now. It's full of the same 3 people spamming topics because everyone else realized you people are BORING and mentally unwell. We get it, you hate Anthony Cumia and you have to make literally everything about that. That is not normal behavior. You've been programmed by the mass media to think that anything to the right of Starmer is wrongthink, so let's point and laugh like a bunch of weak little brainwashed followers.
That's why you do your little "tee hee I'm in Genesis" faggot shit, because there is no actual human being there.
Is your pfp the mug shot of the Serbian kid from the Torswats case with Dan shopped in?
That's mental illness right there. You literally can't stop talking about the guy. Go look at the Comedy forum right now. It's full of the same 3 people spamming topics because everyone else realized you people are BORING and mentally unwell. We get it, you hate Anthony Cumia and you have to make literally everything about that. That is not normal behavior. You've been programmed by the mass media to think that anything to the right of Starmer is wrongthink, so let's point and laugh like a bunch of weak little brainwashed followers.
That's why you do your little "tee hee I'm in Genesis" faggot shit, because there is no actual human being there.
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