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He’ll stomp his hooves and play the victim. Most likely appeal
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More chance of him getting GERD.He'll get his GED, and turn his life around!
I never heard heard of this guy before and had to look him up. Any idea what race he is? Wikipedia doesn't mention it for some reason. Apparently he was a "well-rounded student" who played cricket and soccer.[8] He graduated in the top third of his class.[11]
Worse than that. He'll assault a random stranger. He'll get so paranoid about things happening that he'll start to think everyone is laughing at him (I mean, they probably are anyway but my point stands). He'll be drunk in some bar and see people whispering and laughing. Someone will say the word "child" or "fat" and he'll try and hit someone. We all know he's not going to do any damage so he'll probably just get 86d from the place. Then he'll go home and tweet about how another college bro tried him and found out Patso is not the one to test. Won't be a selfie of him until the black eye heals. He'll still be fat, too.Maybe it won’t be this court ruling, but I do think one day he’s going to channel his impotent rage from a lifetime of self-defeat into an attempt at violent assault of one of us.
Let's not forget his poise and dignity.With the class, intelligence, and humility he's always shown.
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