How do you think Fatrick will conduct himself after he loses?

[JayFirebrand2]

Will he pretend nothing happened and keep going about his life, replying "No, stlaker" to everything we say?

Will he cry about it on Twitter to gain sympathy from fellow pederasts?

Will he abandon social media for a couple years and come back again to promote another book?

 

[Udders]

With the class, intelligence, and humility he's always shown.

 

[peckafacce]

I think he will have some kinda medical episode, if it doesn't kill him it's going to send him to the crazy house.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I don't know.
But I do know soap operas have some kinda market as ridiculous as they look seeing them in passing, and we're in an interactive one where I just love seeing what happens next

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

 

[Random username]

Rope and rickety stool. Hopefully.

 

[based and white pilled]

With a toaster in the bath.

-Damian

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

I don't know.
But I do know soap operas have some kinda market as ridiculous as they look seeing them in passing, and we're in an interactive one where I just love seeing what happens next

Reminds me of "Delirious", he was also very fat.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Come up with a narrative where he did everything right and it was the easiest case in the world, but Nazis/judges/Brinton/our legal system monumentally and catastrophically fucked everything up. It will be the biggest legal blunder in history and will make him a forever victim.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

He will never admit defeat. He will blame the corrupt, racist justice system and he will probably go on Twitter and tag prominent Democrats demanding changes to the law and restrictions on free speech. They will promptly place him on the pay no mind list because he doesn't have a blue checkmark.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[bovinebrain]

“But I didn’t lose, stlaker. I got exactly what I wanted.” And he’ll never explain what that thing is.

 

[Sputnik]

He will learn from his mistakes and work to improve himself, his marriage and his career.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

If Pat does file for bankruptcy, is there a government website that publishes that like the court cases?

 

[UnPRePared]

He'll get his GED, and turn his life around!

 

[Midian9876]

I hope Pringles Can Juan fucks his second better wife in front of him.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

“But I didn’t lose, atalker. I got exactly what I wanted.” And he’ll never explain what that thing is.

Plus the police investigation will go on for years later, tweeting and texting this from his new home Mama Raven basement

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The only “conducting” that will take place is the symphony performing “Flight of the Concords” while a collection of pat posts flies through the screen congratulating his loss. He’s going to be a good angry drunk that day and it will be a nice chance for a double dip to take his Twitter away.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Get drunk - cry - punch things - eat 9000 calories - cry more - beg Niki to stay - drink more - call people stupid fucking idiots on Twitter until crying himself to sleep.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

If Pat does file for bankruptcy, is there a government website that publishes that like the court cases?

Yes. I have Niki’s Chapter 7 from that.