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(I do jokes, that was funny, right?)
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How did Artie last so long at Stern?
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Everyone was hired through Sirius. No one worked for Howard except for Ralph and Ronnie. Artie was a full time Sirius employee with all the health and dental benefits and insurance. Ralph died without health insurance because he was working directly for Howard.
Howard 100 and 101 get $100 million to fill the channels with programming each year. Any leftover money goes to Stern. So the incentive for Stern was to pay everyone the absolute bare minimum and pocket the rest for himself. Artie was making something like $700,000 a year at his peak on Sirius but $2-3 million in standup gigs and DVDs each year. This is why each year the Stern channels would have fewer shows and employees and now there are no other shows but old Stern tapes.
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He was supposed to replace Jackie but couldn’t write in Stern’s voice so he just left the mic on. Artie leaving marks the end of Stern being funny. WWAWD Marci Turk?! If 9/11 didn’t happen then Stanhope or someone else would have been in the chair. Howard just loves fuck ups because he lives such a normal lifestyle. Same with Judd Apatow.
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Someone please shut off Sue’s mic.
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Where’s Danny to come in and explain how radio works like it’s an industry he didn’t fail out of two decades ago?
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Leave my son alone!
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Haha! tell him, babe
if you write that down & say it, does it make sense? (it kinda does after I read it back, but NO!)
OoHooH, gotta do that work properly! Maybe the fun of a creative guy isn't just some lame 9-5work... enjoy ur lameness!
(you're quite fun, find a way to not be so lame)
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LOL his excuses were always so obviously fake and retarded. Walked into a cabinet, punched by bookies, snorted ground glass on accident, each one gayer and more ridiculous than the last.
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I’m the biggest Artie dick rider in the world.OI! @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 don't (whatever you did - not cool) me
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Nigga he was nodding off on air. Was it funny or good when Norton was writing his stupid faggot book on air and not contributing? Or leaving early for comedy shows? Or sleeping for the first 30 minutes of the show?
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You’re a retard. He carried the show for like 8 years. Only one who would mock Stern for talking about Dancing with the Stars.
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dunno how to answer, but it's his 'funny' stories where he recants being a total sleepy-idiot, I dunno if that's him at his best, but he recalls that as hiss best moments
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Being a fat junkie can help you alive as long as you don't have a heart attack from it.
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I can't tel if you're being a meanie... Sir, please don't do that
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He was Hilarious when he hosted Artie And Anthony
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you make a good point... I respect it...
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Artie from 2003-2006 is generally considered to be nearly as good as the best Jackie and Billy West years. He carried Stern into satellite radio by himself essentially. He was the only thing on Stern that was remotely listenable and tolerable.
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The Stern show made him. He was a third rate middle. He SUCKED on MadTV. He SUCKED on the Norm Show. Beer League sucked. It's terrible. It flopped. It made 250 grand - I could SHIT that out my ASS.