Hooligans is open again. Please let them know about this dangerous man.

[Will Tate]

I'm giving them a few weeks to get up and running before the phone calls start...

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Hi, I'm looking for my friend Christopher Utcher. He usually goes by his nickname, Kit. Is Kit Utcher there?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

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Too well-written. Needs more misspellings.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Try the meatloaf. It's the best in town

"Do you mind if I speak Klingon to Blappy?"

 

[Midian9876]

I’m heading up to Milwaukee in a few weeks. I’m so tempted to try drinking at this shithole.

 

[Harry Powell]

I’m heading up to Milwaukee in a few weeks. I’m so tempted to try drinking at this shithole.

Every time I drive through it I think about it, but I’m afraid I’ll see Patrick IRL and catch second-hand obesity.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

 

[guest]

I’m heading up to Milwaukee in a few weeks. I’m so tempted to try drinking at this shithole.

You should go. It could be useful later on to have a photo of him that he can’t DMCA takedown on

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

You should go. It could be useful later on to have a photo of him that he can’t DMCA takedown on

Please get a GoPro8, hit record, and tell Patrick he’s a child-abandoning shitheel. He has no legal recourse but to accept the truth for once.

We know who he is, he’s the meek beta from traffic court. He’ll cry to Hooligan’s to get a big strong man to take his mean bully away so he can gorge on treats and tweet about how mean Trump is.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Please get a GoPro8

This exact model - his fatness really needs to be captured in 4K