Holy shit, does this fuck do anything without sharing it with the world?

[HotDogJoe]

He's like a kid that drew some shitty picture at school and gets it pinned on the fridge.

"Look, mommy!! I planted plants in my garden! Tell me I'm a good boy!"

Fat idiot.

 

[fusciasomething]

Yet never a mention or pic of any of his many, many friends. He's very fat and very bad at lying

 

[UnPRePared]

I have a serious question here, as someone who has long been fascinated with psychology (one of my best subjects in Secondary School, I'll have you know).

He strikes me as one of your typically over-praised American nonces that the Europeans laugh about. The kind where Mumsy told them everything they did was soooo good. And it wouldn't shock me if this continued into adulthood - not to mention a diet of filler-stuffed meats that obviously increased his estrogen level.

So, did his mother die? Is that why he's so in search of more praise? Is that why he craves adoration and likes on Twitter?

Is that why he wants to show us up? To turn you all from trolls to appreciators?

Are WE Mama Raven now?

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Everything after “shoot me” was unnecessary.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Are WE Mama Raven now?

Mmm I thought we were nana. Now I'm confused.

#StarveNana

 

[based and white pilled]

That's a lot of peppers! gonna need them recipies pronto! pepper overload!

You might be able to make a full bottle of hot sauce with all those peppers!!!

-Damian

 

[Coonskin]

Funny how this board says stuff like real men don't have friends then criticize fatso for not having friends

What too real?? Ona is shaking

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

God I hope he cuts them without gloves and then rubs his fat folded eyes

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Those peppers are going into a butthole. That's all I know.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Funny how this board says stuff like real men don't have friends then criticize fatso for not having friends

What too real?? Ona is shaking

You have a valid point, but the difference is that we don't typically brag about our many diverse friends as though we were some sort of crop dusting socialite like Petey Rick does, yet never produces evidence of said friends.

In other words, leave it alone. *sniff*

 

[Coonskin]

You have a valid point, but the difference is that we don't typically brag about our many diverse friends as though we were some sort of crop dusting socialite like Petey Rick does, yet never produces evidence of said friends.

In other words, leave it alone. *sniff*

I kid in reality if you don't have a family you should have friends but he can't make friends even at bars he regulars at

 

[based and white pilled]

Those peppers are going into a butthole. That's all I know.

They'll certainly be coming out of one! TEEHEE!

-Damian

 

[TokenX]

No. His life is so bereft of meaning and intrigue that he needs to broadcast every mundane undertaking to his faggot followers to give the impression his life isn't a boring, miserable, dark, fat spectacle.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I kid in reality if you don't have a family you should have friends but he can't make friends even at bars he regulars at

He's too busy handselling to "another satisfied new reader"

 

[fricklefrackle]

He's a 15 year old girl

 

[Raymond]

Hopefully there's a way for him to get sick from the piss harvest.

 

[guest]

those peppers are less than average length

I would hazard a guess that's not the only thing that's less than average length at the old Ricklinson hovel.

 

[42069]

Hey Pat,
One Mason jar. Most acidic vinegar you can find put peppers and vinegar in. That is all you can do with such a small amount. Fucking idiot

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If only there was a website that answers every question you have.

 

[42069]

If only there was a website that answers every question you have.

He’s never heard of Alta Vista