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NoBacon

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These pictures really highlight how fucking lazy he really is. How many times has he posted, gloating of his backyard improvements.
It never looks any better. Filthy table, broken down rotten fence, dirt patches.

He just seeks the gratification of posting. His cooking photos are another example, fucking terrible. Obviously struggles to actually to apply himself to anything.

Im just blown away that he consider these achievements worth sharing.
Mundane shit people do every day to greater results than Pat.
Imagine being that lazy

that’s a fair point. I just realised I cook better looking meals than his huge deal posts almost every day without thinking, I weeded and rebuilt my fence the other week and it didn’t even register as something I’d ever want to share to anybody, even though I’m happy with the results.

He would probably write a post with a fat face selfie if he changed a tyre - and not just something men do regulary with no fuss
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I'll bet he is hoping for a cash-out refinance to help continue the lolsuit. It explains why he is doing what he thinks will cause the appraisal to go up. Either that or they are paying PMI and are hoping to show enough equity to not have to do that.

Whatever the reason, he's a fucking fool. Appraisers care a lot more about things like square footage. Does he really think someone is going to say "Well, I see you pulled the weeds from your 'patio.' That's worth at least 20K."

Fucking dipshit.
Him and the drunk lesbian think finally power washing outside instead of doing any actual renovations will add 20-50 grand to their shit hole of a place value. These bums couldn’t be bothered to replace Worn out windows or even paint but now actually taking care of your place will help a re-finance. They really are two retarded adults.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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He probably saw that we found his house only went up the cost of an xbox in time he has lived there. All these "renovations" just bring it up to where the maintenance should have been if he maintained it over the years instead of putting it off and getting drunk.

Hint: Its not the weedy backyard that keeps your property value so low.
 

cliveowen

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I'll bet he is hoping for a cash-out refinance to help continue the lolsuit. It explains why he is doing what he thinks will cause the appraisal to go up. Either that or they are paying PMI and are hoping to show enough equity to not have to do that.

Whatever the reason, he's a fucking fool. Appraisers care a lot more about things like square footage. Does he really think someone is going to say "Well, I see you pulled the weeds from your 'patio.' That's worth at least 20K."

Fucking dipshit.
Didn't he brag about his refinance saving him $800 a month a few weeks ago? Is he trying to do another refinance or *shocked* did he lie about the last one?
 

TorqueWheeler

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that’s a fair point. I just realised I cook better looking meals than his huge deal posts almost every day without thinking, I weeded and rebuilt my fence the other week and it didn’t even register as something I’d ever want to share to anybody, even though I’m happy with the results.

He would probably write a post with a fat face selfie if he changed a tyre - and not just something men do regulary with no fuss
Niggers always want credit for some shit they’re supposed to do.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Between the humble brags (mostly lies) he tweets about how fucking awesome he is, and the child abandonment, I just feel bad for Pig most of the time. It’s like he’s had to create this persona, where he’s a handsome muscular badass that knows 3 martial arts and just happens to write books because he’s super intelligent. Where as he’s a fat, uneducated man child with no marketable skills that writes at a fifth grade level.

I truly think he suffers from Body Dysmorphia Disorder. That’s when our eyes tell lies. When we look in the mirror we see something we’re not. Mostly it’s college girls that weigh like 85 pounds seeing a fat tub of goo, but in this case it’s a fat bitch pushing 300 pounds seeing 1992 level Jean-Claude van Damme staring him back.
 

Udders

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Neglect you say Pat? Do tell us more about neglect, it may be the one thing you're an expert on.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Neglect you say Pat? Do tell us more about neglect, it may be the one thing you're an expert on.
Well if this is how good you are at fixing “neglect” no wonder that place is still a shitbox. You’ve owned that shithole for 3 years and just started fixing it. Finally realized you were renting out a slum to your tenants huh Oinky?

also a 6 figure a year author needs to rent to tenants to afford the mortgage. My mortgage is slightly less than yours Pat, and I make 6 figures a year. And I pay it myself. Along with two car payments (my personal vehicle and my sons car, I pay the payment, he pays insurance until he graduates and gets a job as an auto technician.) also pay utilities, and still put away 4 figures a month in savings. So I believe your income is 100% a fucking lie.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Neglect you say Pat? Do tell us more about neglect, it may be the one thing you're an expert on.
He rented and later bought that dump with a cat piss room the previous owner refused to fix. They’ve barely done anything to add value to the place and they think finally doing some yard work will add 20-40k in value. Funny how many have pointed out that it looks like cheap college kid rentals from how it’s old and beat up and sure enough it is. Frat Pat still trying to have that college experience while being old with grey hair. Face it pig, you and the drunk lesbian are retarded and are unable to function properly in society.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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He rented and later bought that dump with a cat piss room the previous owner refused to fix. They’ve barely done anything to add value to the place and they think finally doing some yard work will add 20-40k in value. Face it pig, you and the drunk lesbian are retarded and are unable to function properly in society.
We know it hasn’t added value. His property assessment value has gone up over the last 4 years… it’s equal to the costs of the XBox Series S. That’s how much it’s gone up…
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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We know it hasn’t added value. His property assessment value has gone up over the last 4 years… it’s equal to the costs of the XBox Series S. That’s how much it’s gone up…
Funny how him and the drunk lesbian dedicated Saturdays to doing some house work even though pig is home 7 days a week with zero to do all day. I hope Niki’s mom gave her shit for having a bum husband who lays on a couch all day that can’t even be bothered to help make the house look nice.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Funny how him and the drunk lesbian dedicated Saturdays to doing some house work even though pig is home 7 days a week with zero to do all day. I hope Niki’s mom gave her shit for having a bum husband who lays on a couch all day that can’t even be bothered to help make the house look nice.
Her dad died of embarrassment that she’d be in a relationship with a detestable lying pig with no morals, work ethic or values. That’s my theory.

Im with ya, he’s a fat layabout 7 days a week yet he can only work on his shitbox house 2 of them. If I was retired, and at home all week my house would be amazing. I’d have the bushes and the trees pruned into shapes and the lawn would be perfectly trimmed, and the house would be spotless. And that would be at the end of day 2 at the most of being home every day.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Him and the drunk lesbian think finally power washing outside instead of doing any actual renovations will add 20-50 grand to their shit hole of a place value. These bums couldn’t be bothered to replace Worn out windows or even paint but now actually taking care of your place will help a re-finance. They really are two retarded adults.
That siding is at least 30 years old. Power washing it is about as effective as hanging a chandelier in a trailer. It still needs to be replaced.
 
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So he didn't really want to do this. He was forced to so he could get a better deal on the appraisal for a refinance. And you know he paid someone to do that shit.
Wouldnt you want to keep your house looking like a shit hole if you were planning a refinance? So the valuation stays as low as possible?

That seems logical to me but someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
 

HalfHouseFatty

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Wouldnt you want to keep your house looking like a shit hole if you were planning a refinance? So the valuation stays as low as possible?

That seems logical to me but someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
Pretty sure if its worth more than they paid they have equity and can get a better rate. The less you owe the better the rate im guessing. Also someone mentioned PMI and pat said they are trying to get rid of having to paying that. Isn't that for authors who make less than 6 figures and cant afford 20% (45k) down payment?
 

TorqueWheeler

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Between the humble brags (mostly lies) he tweets about how fucking awesome he is, and the child abandonment, I just feel bad for Pig most of the time. It’s like he’s had to create this persona, where he’s a handsome muscular badass that knows 3 martial arts and just happens to write books because he’s super intelligent. Where as he’s a fat, uneducated man child with no marketable skills that writes at a fifth grade level.

I truly think he suffers from Body Dysmorphia Disorder. That’s when our eyes tell lies. When we look in the mirror we see something we’re not. Mostly it’s college girls that weigh like 85 pounds seeing a fat tub of goo, but in this case it’s a fat bitch pushing 300 pounds seeing 1992 level Jean-Claude van Damme staring him back.
Wrong once again, child. My eyes only see the truth.

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