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His face has been buried in Ant's seat for a long time

Gronez_Bambatta

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Imagine being Fred's age and all you have to show for your life is that you were a repeat caller to a radio station a few decades ago.
His hardcore idolization and love of another man his own age that he knows personally is honestly the gayest fucking thing in the world. It's also super fucking annoying when people kiss your ass and try to suck up the way he does. Missy and Anthony have both come just short of outright telling him to fuck off and he just keeps at it.
 

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Here's an old gChat I found from 2008:

Travis: he cant be serious
Travis: hahahahaha
me: he emails me asking if i have a slot open for him on a SNV
me: fred from brooklyn has some balls on him
Travis: ha ha you avoided him
me: i didnt know how to handle it just now, so i marked it as spam.
Travis: oh, anytime! im glad hes open to work around your schedule!
Travis: hes full of himself and thinks hes awesome because he calls in to radio shows

lmao, here's more:

Mrssmith: Fred from Brooklyn wants to be my facebook friend. Do I say yes?
me: whod he find you thru?
Mrssmith: Not a fucking clue. I'm guessing Marissa though
7:42 PM me: up to you
you dont have to
you dont know the guy, why be his fb friend
Mrssmith: yeah I don't want to
 

Chapel

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How long was the fat cunt sniffing that seat whilst furiously rubbing his nub of a dick?
 
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