His ballwashing of Biden is so performative and contrived. Imagine really believing this shit is “a righted course.”

[UnPRePared]

Pat,
Better defense, it was going to be bad no matter what just be happy we are getting out

Look, I consider myself informed to an extent. News depresses me often, and I'm not thrilled about what's happening here in Poland necessarily, but I digress...

In regards to your country, I'm blown away how inept your presidents - hell, even candidates - have been the last two decades. Bush Sr. and Clinton were no saints, but they oddly seemed... Somewhat professional when they talked? Convincing, at least? I mean, even I understand why Monica sucked the guy off.

But Sleepy Dwarf could not have fucked up this transition any worse than possible, both in execution and in fallout. I'm a Moderate, with (very specifically limited) liberal leanings - there's no defending how this happened. It's The Fall of Saigon version 2. History was there to learn from and they learned nothing. NOTHING.

This example here is the biggest reason Patrick is a fake: he wants the points for being a bleeding heart, but a real bleeding heart would stop and say "this was a Fuck up, gotta admit".

And he's FAT.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

That’s what I think too, he of course exaggerated and lied about the actions of our little rascals just to get the funding but didn’t realize he would need actual proof of his claims. Not only will Pat lose royally and owe money I’m sure the SFWA will cut all ties with Pat and make sure he never works again. It would be amazing that after all this the SFWA ends up hating Pat more than we do. Also could really make him not welcome anymore with Niki’s family. I really think he’s going to have some violent episode once this thing falls apart and he’s told he has start paying legal fees from wasting everyone’s time.

He got so used to lying all the fucking time and having people believe him. When I rewatched the Strictly Stalking podcast the other day, he mentioned the "their publicly stated goal is to drive me to suicide, look it up" thing again and again. Like somewhere on the internet there's an "About Me" section of onaforums Hi! We're an army of cyberstalking criminals who attack innocent people for no reason! Our current mission is to drive Patrick Tomlinson of Milwaukee, Wisconsin to suicide!

He's actually pretty good at playing victim and getting people to believe his one-sided narrative full of inconsistencies and outright lies. Reddit admins, twitter support, the SFWA, Time Magazine, the SS podcast, and hundreds if not thousands of randos on twitter. But he's terrified of debate, it's been what 3 years now? I have never once seen him debate anyone on any issue. Every single time, he will act like he is too important to engage in debate, so he will simply call the other person wrong or stupid. But that's the problem with the court system, we aren't doing witchcraft trials anymore. He can't point a fat finger, scream "cyberstlaker" and minutes later we're burning at the stake.

The reality of the situation boils down to a fat idiot who gets very upset over the smallest amount of criticism. An unemployed man leeching money from the government who gets off on treating other people like shit and simping for women who aren't his wife. A lolcow with a 47-pages and counting Kiwi Farms thread mostly comprised of his own quotes. Every judge, every juror (if it gets that far) is going to hear both sides of the story. We ain't in Mama Raven's office in elementary school where the authority figure believed every lie her special boy told.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

“Righted the Course” doesent apply when your stupidity caused the crisis in the first place. Pat you’re a fat unintelligent mark piece of shit. I’m starting to wonder if you legit have a drug habit. Because no rational person with a working brain thinks Biden has done a good job in Afghanistan. Even lefties I know are starting to say they regret voting for him.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Look, I consider myself informed to an extent. News depresses me often, and I'm not thrilled about what's happening here in Poland necessarily, but I digress...

In regards to your country, I'm blown away how inept your presidents - hell, even candidates - have been the last two decades. Bush Sr. and Clinton were no saints, but they oddly seemed... Somewhat professional when they talked? Convincing, at least? I mean, even I understand why Monica sucked the guy off.

But Sleepy Dwarf could not have fucked up this transition any worse than possible, both in execution and in fallout. I'm a Moderate, with (very specifically limited) liberal leanings - there's no defending how this happened. It's The Fall of Saigon version 2. History was there to learn from and they learned nothing. NOTHING.

This example here is the biggest reason Patrick is a fake: he wants the points for being a bleeding heart, but a real bleeding heart would stop and say "this was a Fuck up, gotta admit".

And he's FAT.

Say what you want about George W Bush. But he was willing to drop bombs on the right targets. We’ve been mired in bullshit since.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I think Niki / Her Mom have been really on his ass lately to get a job. He’s been oinking that he should be getting paid for his “thoughts” (that are the same / stolen from the rest of twitter) and “dead-end” jobs are evil and racist. He’s been able to milk Covid for all he can but that clock is running out. He is writing on spec and can’t even get freelance article work but I’m sure he’s telling Niki his genius will be recognized and paid a salary any day now, just need the one tweet…

I agree with you. I think the Robinsons have told him he gets a job or Niki is cut off. If that happens I have a feeling a house on Oakland Avenue will be in foreclosure before New Years.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ya, that strictly stalking interview was a real window into the victim narrative he has been spinning to outsiders that dont know or follow him online. For each example he told them, we could provide actual context and screen shots to give a fuller story. He makes sure to leave out any detail of his actions. Like the trolls have just been going at him and he hasnt challenged/provoked anything. Some trolls called his bluff and now he ran to the police/courts to get people arrested because he has no material to trash talk back since he doesnt know who the real people are and the trolls know everything about him because he posted everything personal online.

 

[FLUUUID]

He is just another idiot that can’t think for himself. Even Trump supporters didn’t like everything he did as President but Pig can’t bring himself to say “I like Biden but this was a mess” like a normal person. When you’ve got CNN personalities and those in left wing media pointing out this is bad it’s time to think for yourself. Only the left wing twitter idiots will never admit Biden sucks and will somehow use any of pudding heads failure as a way to blame Trump. They can’t think for themselves which describes Pat since he just steals everything for others.

The fact cnn are saying biden is awful suggests they're getting ready to ditch him so captain camela can take over.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The fact cnn are saying biden is awful suggests they're getting ready to ditch him so captain camela can take over.

Hopefully someone can get charges on Cameltoe before that happens

 

[FLUUUID]

Hopefully someone can get charges on Cameltoe before that happens

She will be dramatically unpopular, and cnn/msnbc will tank because everything awful she does will be defended based on the fact shes a brown skinned tampon user, and people will get sick of it. The only problem is how to get trumps base to the polls without Trump, hes too toxic as a brand, but his supporters are needed, hopefully desantis runs and they like him enough to vote without instructions.

 

[EraGodless]

The only straight white males they hire are Ivy Leagues educated, coastal elite types. No one is looking for a Midwestern rube who dropped out of community college.

Tbf, Pat attended community College for a semester-- so he understands geopolitics as a concept.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Tbf, Pat attended community College for a semester-- so he understands geopolitics as a concept.

Lets not forget that he has had a Popular Mechanics subscription for over 5 years so he pretty much qualified to be an astrophysicist.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Cool tweet, Pat. Care to pontificate about fatherhood next?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Biden wants to take away AR15s from law abiding americans but has no problem arming a terrorist organization with the top of the line equipment.

Cool man

The Taliban aren't a threat to our national security the same way White American males are, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The Taliban aren't a threat to our national security the same way White American males are, child.

As they start lighting women on fire for bad cooking.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

their publicly stated goal is to drive me to suicide, look it up

Why would we want him dead? Humbled, sure. Contrite, yes. But if he's dies, where's the fun in that?

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Handing over billions of dollars in military equipment to the Taliban is a good thing, child.

I'd love for some surface-to-air missiles to make their way into Iran and be used against you know who.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Why would we want him dead? Humbled, sure. Contrite, yes. But if he's dies, where's the fun in that?

His suicide claim is all part of that checklist that has to be filled out before a lawyer will touch it. Just like when Pat had to set up his bike and house being vandalized and his fake swatting claim.

 

[stinks]

I think Niki / Her Mom have been really on his ass lately to get a job. He’s been oinking that he should be getting paid for his “thoughts” (that are the same / stolen from the rest of twitter) and “dead-end” jobs are evil and racist. He’s been able to milk Covid for all he can but that clock is running out. He is writing on spec and can’t even get freelance article work but I’m sure he’s telling Niki his genius will be recognized and paid a salary any day now, just need the one tweet…

ya i cant wait to see what kinda shit hes saying in sept when the piggy bank is empty and hopefully he owes all the lawyer fees

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

-he said into the empty void while farting into his well-worn couch.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

The only straight white males they hire are Ivy Leagues educated, coastal elite types. No one is looking for a Midwestern rube who dropped out of community college.

This btw is precisely why he pushes the "I'm a conservative" lie so hard - the only thing that would make him even slightly unique is to play the Rick Wilson role in that bubble