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You just added another venue, judge, and 2 lawyers to the case. Well done, child
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Hey Pat I recently went to the largest bookstore in the world.
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OP will get the chair for this
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I wonder who was the one person who did NOT find those comments as helpful?
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Given that we're his biggest fan site, I think we should hit back and give it some legitimate reviews, as most of us have read his work
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I just tried to read some, google has 30 pages for free.
I couldn’t make it past the first paragraph.
The syntax is immediately incorrect and tedious.
Me and my wife live together in a home that me and my wife live in and now me and my wife can’t enjoy the peace we once had in the house me and my wife live in.
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It’ll start smelling like Layla Cumias trash can that has 3 week old rotten broccoli in it
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Two books -- one of them used.Powell's City of Books in Portland. Maybe you've heard of it, considering your an author and all?
Well anyway piggy I stopped by and decided to search to see if they had any copies of any of your books. And they did!
Two of your books. One copy each. That's not very good piggy. Now it took a minute to find your actual books. You were on the bottom shelf of a bookshelf like this:
But the funniest thing was that the 8 rows above you and a solid chunk of the shelf next to you was all Tolkien. Your shit books were just lost in a sea of books by an actual successful writer.
I took 'Starship Repo' and put it in the kids section. I'll let you guess where I hid 'In The Black' but it's in a section related to some of your favorite people.
He's so bad at this.
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Some of the posts/comments in this thread remind me of the stuff that Seth Simons posted on the Off-Topic section of the old forum to frame us in another smear article.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson? The eugenics supporting white supremacist?
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Why didn't you take it into the bathroom with you and shit on it?
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It's not only real, the dummy doesn't realize it proves he's a plagiarist (in my humble personal opinion in accordance with contemporary Wine Law):
The Krassensteins, two brothers who made a name for themselves on the anti-Trump Twitter circuit, wrote a children's book that was popular in such circles called "How the People Trumped Ronald Plump"
The only reason Fatso would name his character "Fonald Plump" instead of "Ronald Plump" is if he somehow knew that "Ronald Plump" was already taken. Not even Pat is talentless enough to choose "Fonald" unless "Ronald" is somehow not an option.
So in an effort to conceal the fact that his work is derivative, the D-cup Dummy ended up inadvertently proving that he'd seen the Krassensteins' prior art.
(again this is all my personal legally protected opinion, and your sister seems like she could stand to lose some weight)
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Powell's has a section dedicated to Pig Fuckers?
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No one was looking for it anyway, so I think you’ll be ok
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"Signed by the author"
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I didn't want to steal @Brooke 's bit.
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Speaking of Fat's terrible books, did anyone happen to archive stlaker or QuantumLeapQaden's review threads? All that pain for nothing