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Hey Pat I recently went to the largest bookstore in the world.

Jim-sucks-shit

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Powell's City of Books in Portland. Maybe you've heard of it, considering your an author and all?

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Well anyway piggy I stopped by and decided to search to see if they had any copies of any of your books. And they did!

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Two of your books. One copy each. That's not very good piggy. Now it took a minute to find your actual books. You were on the bottom shelf of a bookshelf like this:

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But the funniest thing was that the 8 rows above you and a solid chunk of the shelf next to you was all Tolkien. Your shit books were just lost in a sea of books by an actual successful writer.

I took 'Starship Repo' and put it in the kids section. I'll let you guess where I hid 'In The Black' but it's in a section related to some of your favorite people.
 

Jim-sucks-shit

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In all honesty you just significantly increased his chances of selling that one book by putting it in the kid section.



Lol.
You're probably right but it made gave me a loff. Plus I put it behind shit because I know fatty is going to call the store and demand that they find his books that the nazi incel troll moved.
 

RobertMewler

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The Nazis themselves never burned books but some University students did (as in this famous photo taken May 10, 1933).

However, Pig's books definitely belong in that pile considering the burnt books supported and advocated tranny surgery, homosexual relations (no offense, Carol), sex studies, and the like. How fitting! And how perfect that it was the youth that burned such books.

The childy child children shall lead them, child.
 

Easily_Remembered

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The Nazis themselves never burned books but some University students did (as in this famous photo taken May 10, 1933).

However, Pig's books definitely belong in that pile considering the burnt books supported and advocated tranny surgery, homosexual relations (no offense, Carol), sex studies, and the like. How fitting! And how perfect that it was the youth that burned such books.

The childy child children shall lead them, child.
Get them, children. Leave no book standing.
 

TorqueWheeler

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I’m still not sure if the Fonald Plump character is real or not. I obviously wouldn’t believe it normally but he’s such a bad writer I wouldn’t be surprised if it was actually a real character in his books.
It’s legit. Pretty much any time you start to think “Is Pig really that stupid?” the answer is invariably “yes.”
 

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Powell's City of Books in Portland. Maybe you've heard of it, considering your an author and all?

Jsjsmbx.jpg


Well anyway piggy I stopped by and decided to search to see if they had any copies of any of your books. And they did!

Only-2-piggy.jpg


Two of your books. One copy each. That's not very good piggy. Now it took a minute to find your actual books. You were on the bottom shelf of a bookshelf like this:

ff4645e16157f0412821e85c28d8cf90.jpg


But the funniest thing was that the 8 rows above you and a solid chunk of the shelf next to you was all Tolkien. Your shit books were just lost in a sea of books by an actual successful writer.

I took 'Starship Repo' and put it in the kids section. I'll let you guess where I hid 'In The Black' but it's in a section related to some of your favorite people.
You have just committed felony book hiding stlaker. Prison awaits!
 
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