Here's Rick's cunty Norm rant that everyone expected

[Meownaw]

Pig you need to kill yourself. Do it. Your death will only be celebrated… by us. Norm will forever be remembered by all comics as one of the best. At your death party the OnA gang throws, the men will be drinking Wild Turkey 101 (Norms whiskey of choice) and the ladies Martinis. There’ll be a large picture of Norm as the centerpiece. No one will be talking about you at your own death party. You made Norms cancer more about yourself than he did. Fat faggot.

+1

 

[Clint Ruin]

5 posts about a comic he isnt a fan of just to jump on the hype and make it about himself.

Pat we were up your ass long before the cameo video.

According to his own words, he was being "cyberstalked" and "criminally harassed" long before anyone from the sub knew who he was. He willed his lolcow status into existence. He actively tried to be the target of trolls for years, all because he thinks a non-fiction book might sell more than the trite generic drek he tries to pass as sci fi. Problem is, while he daydreams of being written about as a troll killer, he didn't stop to envision a scenario where cost is higher than the payoff. Someone with his shitty books, control f and tell me if he ever used the phrase "phyrric victory", cuz I'm guessing he doesn't know what that means.

 

[Tortfeasor]

The cause celebre is the fact that fatsos brain is broken

 

[Mikekeke]

You know he smugly thinks this is some type of atheist's idea of karma that this happened near Norm/11. Anything that happens because of his lawsuit like Niki leaving and him being put out on the street is still too good for him.

 

[guest]

He still doesn't get it. Saying Norm wasn't funny is almost incidental at this point. The reason you're 100 grand in the hole and still being mocked is because you're a fucking loathsome cunt. And because you're fat and insist that you're not. You're vain with no reason to be and arrogant without cause and fucking stupid yet think you're a genius. You encapsulate all the worst of the human condition.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I hate this faggot.

 

[fricklefrackle]

He was also the cause célèbre of the gang of cyberstlakers who started targeting my family and friends for harassment, intimidation, and threats exactly 3 yrs ago today. I won't forget the vemo video he made encouraging them to continue attacking me.

Hey Pat, making it about you, huh? Hope it goes well for ya.

 

[Mikekeke]

He still doesn't get it. Saying Norm wasn't funny is almost incidental at this point. The reason you're 100 grand in the hole and still being mocked is because you're a fucking loathsome cunt. And because you're fat and insist that you're not. You're vain with no reason to be and arrogant without cause and fucking stupid yet think you're a genius. You encapsulate all the worst of the human condition.

"It can't possibly be something about me, child. You're just upset and lashing out because you can't realize the harsh truth about your favorite 'comedian.'"

Reminder: he would gladly squeal in delight over any one of us or our families getting hurt. That alone makes him detestable.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

"It can't possibly be something about me, child. You're just upset and lashing out because you can't realize the harsh truth about your favorite 'comedian.'"

Reminder: he would gladly squeal in delight over any one of us or our families getting hurt. That alone makes him detestable.

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That's reportable.

 

[fricklefrackle]

"It can't possibly be something about me, child. You're just upset and lashing out because you can't realize the harsh truth about your favorite 'comedian.'"

Reminder: he would gladly squeal in delight over any one of us or our families getting hurt. That alone makes him detestable.

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Never seen this. This is a whole other level of Fatrick's psychopathy. Wheels are spinning ova here...

 

[Snake]

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Your ex wife said she was never attracted to you.

She got with your hot best friend and fucked like rabbits.

He took your daughter in and treats her no different than his own.

She calls him Daddy.

Your half house should be condemned. The "yard" looks like beachfront property in Liberia.

Your wife is a Bath Ruth'd bodied dyke that snacks on rugs.

You're a fat, 40 year old man baby who plays with toys, all his friends secretly despise you and you're approaching the homeless shelter.


Everything in this list but the last entry was happening without our help. You were always a fucking loser.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I'm eagerly waiting on @Pringle Can Lothario he says the things I'm thinking

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Pat's pirate faggot buddy letting us know he's still a monumental faggot.

 

[FLUUUID]

Pat's pirate faggot buddy letting us know he's still a monumental faggot.

Thia guy needs our attention just as much as rick. Hes just as bad

 

[Meownaw]

What the fuck is that profile photo? Secret pedo symbolism I'm sure.

 

[TokenX]

Dude, he's literally retarded.

Norm didn't know anything - it was a cameo someone paid for, that was scripted out for Norm to read. You fat fucking fat person.

$120,000. That's how much the ticket was God gave you for being a cunt. $5,000 too for the Twitter account. So $125,000.

 

[Brooke Shields]

holy piglusions of grandeur

How mentally retarded is he to even kid himself that Norm might know what the fuck the Fatrick cameo was for?
This tweet (5/5) is entirely meant as a dig at us, nothing more

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Thia guy needs our attention just as much as rick. Hes just as bad

I noticed his earlier transgression & raised an eyebrow, now he's literally asking for it. And he's got no excuse of ignorance since he knows what he's courting.

 

[Udders]

Don't worry Piggy, your embarrassment and ultimate failure is coming. Wait for it. Quietly.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Make it about yourself. He's really just doubling down. Hey guess what fatty? All you had to do was shut the fuck up. This will never end.