Here's Ooga Booga again

[Grindset Alpha King]

While all the other characters constantly praise him for what he's done.

Like imagine a story where a young child dies in a random accident, the mother is grief-stricken and blames herself, and the other characters have to reassure her it was a freak accident and wasn't her fault. That tone except it's selling your daughter to buy expensive watches. You needed the funds, there was no other way, etc.

I honestly don't think he's ever had sex before.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I honestly don't think he's ever had sex before.

I'm pretty sure he fucked his father's headless corpse in the back of a fish van after he couldn't raise 1.80 usd to get him back from the kidnappers. It's a cultural thing for the whole village to rape the corpse after someone dies. It cures their aids or something.

 

[N64 Cube]

This huge turd is always begging for money. He obviously doesn’t make enough money from his books or whatever the fuck he does to afford travel.

 

[NoBacon]

These faggots make me want to just encourage America to just crash and burn. Theres no reason for us to encourage a future if its full of this types of people.

A little bit of encouragement is that my 12 yr old daughter told me yesterday that she believes that Transgenders are mentally ill and its not normal to think you were born in the wrong body. She said “its fine if youre gay or whatever but youll never convince me that ‘god was wrong’. Based baby girl .

Keep her away from Eric Hildeman, that’s all I’ll say

 

[NoBacon]

I honestly don't think he's ever had sex before.

ooga or Jenna?

 

[Mass.gov]

He wrote a short story called "Destiny Delayed". It's about an African man who basically sells his daughter into sex slavery because he wants money to buy fancy watches and BMWs. 90% of the book is every other character praising him for doing the right thing, then after years of his daughter being abused he finally feels guilty and commits a terrorist attack, detonating a bomb in a crowded bank.

In spite of all this it's still way, way, way better written than Patrick's unreadable prose.

a 4 min rap video would have been a better medium to convey this Bix-nood shit. Embarrassing.

Fuckin Oooga, destroying all the work I put in for Africa by merely existing.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

ooga or Jenna?

Consensual? Your reply still works.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Maybe he could get a job?

 

[captain_kamala]

Award nominated author

 

[Jenna]

ooga or Jenna?

I'm actually getting a bit serious with a nice gal lately, not really posting as much anymore. But hey, spend another Saturday night arguing with retards on the internet that you have all the sex and they have none.

 

[NoBacon]

I'm actually getting a bit serious with a nice gal lately, not really posting as much anymore. But hey, spend another Saturday night arguing with retards on the internet that you have all the sex and they have none.

What’s his name? Hehehehehe

 

[Mike Glyer]

Looks like he has a hotel but no flight

I.e. he didn't reserve the hotel, pocketed whatever money he gets, and will then say "ah gosh, no flight. Can't make it."

Someone should call the hotel and verify the reservation.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Award nominated author

Don't quit your day job at the diamond mine, Don.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Maybe he could get a job?

Perish the thought!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

What’s his name? Hehehehehe

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I.e. he didn't reserve the hotel, pocketed whatever money he gets, and will then say "ah gosh, no flight. Can't make it."

Someone should call the hotel and verify the reservation.

Or he will show up 3 hours late for his flight like he did last time.

 

[RickReternal]

Not to sound racist but didn't he just "edit" one book full of a bunch of mosquito-munching apes scribbling gibberish with their own shit on a piece of bark, and win like 50 awards? Now he's like the most famous author in Africa just because he can tweet without saying "dat" and "finna" every sentence..

He co-edited it with two women, one of them a woman doctor who seems to hate him, I assume because he didn’t do any work.

 

[BoomerSperg]

While all the other characters constantly praise him for what he's done.

Like imagine a story where a young child dies in a random accident, the mother is grief-stricken and blames herself, and the other characters have to reassure her it was a freak accident and wasn't her fault. That tone except it's selling your daughter to buy expensive watches. You needed the funds, there was no other way, etc.

This sounds way funnier than anything Pat has ever written.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[DMbA]

is sfwa funding any of this?