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AntSucks

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He has zero chance of getting a UK visa. They will ask him about what ties he has to Nigeria to see if he has a reason to return. He has no property, job or family there. He is high risk for overstaying his visa. They will need a letter from a UK sponsor. He's got none.

Worldcon would be technically work so if he applies for a tourist visa they will refuse. If he applies for a working visa they will hammer him on the details. They WILL phone any sponsors and potential employers he names. They will want to know if they've ever made him in person before (unlikely), how well they actually know him, etc.
 

captain_kamala

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He has zero chance of getting a UK visa. They will ask him about what ties he has to Nigeria to see if he has a reason to return. He has no property, job or family there. He is high risk for overstaying his visa. They will need a letter from a UK sponsor. He's got none.

Worldcon would be technically work so if he applies for a tourist visa they will refuse. If he applies for a working visa they will hammer him on the details. They WILL phone any sponsors and potential employers he names. They will want to know if they've ever made him in person before (unlikely), how well they actually know him, etc.
He already got the visa.
 

Phish

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These faggots make me want to just encourage America to just crash and burn. Theres no reason for us to encourage a future if its full of this types of people.

A little bit of encouragement is that my 12 yr old daughter told me yesterday that she believes that Transgenders are mentally ill and its not normal to think you were born in the wrong body. She said “its fine if youre gay or whatever but youll never convince me that ‘god was wrong’. Based baby girl 💪.
 
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This illiterate piece of shit edits other people's work. Could you imagine being some African author who hires him based on his bullshit reputation? I'd be furious.
Not to sound racist but didn't he just "edit" one book full of a bunch of mosquito-munching apes scribbling gibberish with their own shit on a piece of bark, and win like 50 awards? Now he's like the most famous author in Africa just because he can tweet without saying "dat" and "finna" every sentence..
 

Jenna

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Not to sound racist but didn't he just "edit" one book full of a bunch of mosquito-munching apes scribbling gibberish with their own shit on a piece of bark, and win like 50 awards? Now he's like the most famous author in Africa just because he can tweet without saying "dat" and "finna" every sentence..

He wrote a short story called "Destiny Delayed". It's about an African man who basically sells his daughter into sex slavery because he wants money to buy fancy watches and BMWs. 90% of the book is every other character praising him for doing the right thing, then after years of his daughter being abused he finally feels guilty and commits a terrorist attack, detonating a bomb in a crowded bank.

In spite of all this it's still way, way, way better written than Patrick's unreadable prose.
 
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He wrote a short story called "Destiny Delayed". It's about an African man who basically sells his daughter into sex slavery because he wants money to buy fancy watches and BMWs. 90% of the book is every other character praising him for doing the right thing, then after years of his daughter being abused he finally feels guilty and commits a terrorist attack, detonating a bomb in a crowded bank.

In spite of all this it's still way, way, way better written than Patrick's unreadable prose.
Wait, so the guy sells his daughter into sex slavery, buys bling, and then commits a terrorist attack at a bank?

What a weird fucking thing to think of.
 

Jenna

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Wait, so the guy sells his daughter into sex slavery, buys bling, and then commits a terrorist attack at a bank?

What a weird fucking thing to think of.

While all the other characters constantly praise him for what he's done.

Like imagine a story where a young child dies in a random accident, the mother is grief-stricken and blames herself, and the other characters have to reassure her it was a freak accident and wasn't her fault. That tone except it's selling your daughter to buy expensive watches. You needed the funds, there was no other way, etc.
 
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