Here we have a feral pig trying mightily to thread the needle

[garbageman2244]

Between good, pro electric car democrat and "stealthy" geek mustang enthusiast. Can he do it without sounding like a pretentious, defensive asshole? No. No. He. Can't.

You never actually answered the guy's question, Pat. You implied that you've driven it, which we know is a lie, but you didn't actually say it, you grossly fat, semantic loving retard.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1412968333536894979?s=19

 

[RobertMewler]

His brain's leaking and dripping off those big, pendulous ear lobes.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

If he’s an expert on mustangs, consider me an expert on Honda. (Sorry, I’m part Jap)

 

[Tortfeasor]

Wow he really nailed him with that last post.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Yeah. A Mustang that’s approaching the age of consent.

Broke assed white trash.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

He likes his cars like he likes his arguments: womanly

Nice extra trunk space for groceries, stupid.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Patso is the typical Ford asshole, they never are big on mechanical workings, basically turn key and hit gas pedal, only thing they really know about is paint colors,decals, and how rare that chrome trim piece on the gas pedal from the factory is, he is the type if you spot him at a car show the fun one to follow to Fords of 30's,40's section to see him get dejected then start complaining every time he looks under the hoods of these cars to find a small block Chevy in it

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

'Weirdly defensive'. I love how someone who has only one tweet to go off can so accurately summarize the pig's twisted personality.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

That one is going to hit hard for Pat. That dude's in his head, and he knows he's muted. All Pat can do is squeal in the wind

 

[HomeRunCumia]

My Uncle has a 1969 Camaro SS, it was the first car he and his wife bought as a couple and he got it brand fuckin' new!

Suck it, Fatty. I'm better than you by default...

 

[42069]

I get to decide what car companies can call their cars child

 

[Caverlock]

Patrick's "DLTIW" credo would actually be good if he could only recognize that there's a colossal idiot inside of him that embarrasses him constantly.

That would require a tiny amount of introspection, though.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Patso is the typical Ford asshole, they never are big on mechanical workings, basically turn key and hit gas pedal, only thing they really know about is paint colors,decals, and how rare that chrome trim piece on the gas pedal from the factory is, he is the type if you spot him at a car show the fun one to follow to Fords of 30's,40's section to see him get dejected then start complaining every time he looks under the hoods of these cars to find a small block Chevy in it

No he would look and rub his chins pretending he knows what engine it is.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Isn't his Mustang a fucking V-6?

 

[NoBacon]

Comparing an old mustang to an electric one is so staggeringly retarded.