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Pat spends all day here, he already knows.Sorry. Should I get rid of it?
Edit- oh. Too late now I see.
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Pat spends all day here, he already knows.Sorry. Should I get rid of it?
Edit- oh. Too late now I see.
Jesus christ seriously what is the purpose of this room? You just sit on the couch and stare at the dresser? Not a desk nor TV nor computer.He has a Mustang poster up like he's a fucking 8 year old in whatever the fuck this room is suppose to be.
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You'd be surprised how many people will book hotels/airbnbs without scoping out the area and just book on convince and price. I've had friends do this shit
No bullshit, I paid more than $99 for a motel where the grout in the bathroom tiles were disintegrating and there were cockroaches in a couple of drawers. I only did this to attend a funeral and I had maybe 36 hours to book accommodation and the flights etc.I stayed in a shitty motel once in AC that was nicer than this.
he's guzzling beer and throwing shit around the hovel in anger as we speakPat spends all day here, he already knows.
I think you mean how much is Niki making. She owns the house.So for those who don’t know the $99 is the “flat fee” and the price raises based on demand. Here’s what staying 5 nights at the hovel would cost you:
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Jeesssus christ. Thats about $176 a night for 5 nights and this price obviously raises per guest.
So then the question is how much is Rick collecting? AirBNB taxes 3% of the subtotal to the owner, so a $1,185 reservation would net Rick about $1,100 flat in profit…
but wait!
You then need to take $1,100 and subtract taxes. And rent. And utilities. And cleaning the place. And stocking it with amenities and basic living supplies like toilet paper, trash bags, etc. THEN he needs to pay CAPITAL GAINS TAXES on this. So subtract however high a % that is.
He’s making no money.
Isn’t it strange that Patrick opened up an AirBNB a year ago, and hundreds of people have stayed at it over the year, and hundreds of people have rated it 3-5 stars, and not ONE of them mentions the police coming to the fucking house."college housing vibes. ADT made me feel my kids were safe"
what a fucking shithole
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Oi noiPat HATES niggers
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The pride flag is for Nikki the box eaterFucking ribs. Come have a beer with us on our carcinogen-treated pallet chairs! Definitely looking for swingers imo, they got a Pride magnet on the fridge too and other hints
"The host was quickly responsive... he responded within seconds""college housing vibes. ADT made me feel my kids were safe"
what a fucking shithole
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We need him more than ever to give us insight on the slumlord life@Rodeo Clown go down and get to business
Look at that tall dead grass. Buy a mower, you fat pigHe has a Mustang poster up like he's a fucking 8 year old in whatever the fuck this room is suppose to be.
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It's what inspired me to look real quick.You ruined my bit from the other thread (just kidding I fell asleep and forgot I made that topic. Nice work)
This is yet another smoking gun for the "he's SWATTing himself" angle. Remember, too, that both 2611 and 2613 have had calls.Isn’t it strange that Patrick opened up an AirBNB a year ago, and hundreds of people have stayed at it over the year, and hundreds of people have rated it 3-5 stars, and not ONE of them mentions the police coming to the fucking house.
Maybe the real prison sentence is the funsters we made along the wayIt's what inspired me to look real quick.
Not just a Mustang, HIS Mustang! He did this so he can show it off in the back and brag. Also look how uncomfortable that couch is. I've seen better furniture in hospitalsHe has a Mustang poster up like he's a fucking 8 year old in whatever the fuck this room is suppose to be.
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