Has Rick broken the news to Thiki yet?

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This is my favorite deranged quote of his. It truly makes all of these recents events so much sweeter. He’s also a fat arsonist.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I think that fat retard still thinks he has like a 60% chance of winning on Thursday.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I think that fat retard still thinks he has like a 60% chance of winning on Thursday.

Well yeah. Copying and pasting the same retarded filing you did six weeks ago is bound to work this time.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

"babe, did you just smoke a Newport covered in cocoa butter in here?"

Naw Tyrone dipped it in my Pusey and he smoked it babe. When he was stretching me tonight he cupped my face with his hands, they smelled like Ports, I was Alive with Pleasure

 

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Long before this lol suit I think it was Carrie Goldberg who put into Pat’s fat head he could use this “trolling” victim status to become a famous advocate for fighting trolls. Her whole career is playing up her “victim” status and suing people she didn’t like. When she took his case she put wild ideas in his head so he would pay her 5 grand to write a strongly worded letter about his free twitter account.

Pats insane ego and narcissism has made him believe he should be very famous and the world will soon know how special and amazing he is. That lawyer selfie showed him with stars in his eyes about how famous he would soon be as the “troll killer” who fought back against the Internet. In his fat head he sees major tv appearances, magazine covers, speaking gigs, and of course a massive book deal. All his energy has been focused on this which is why he doesn’t even care about his sci fi writing and was so quick to fall for the fake huffington post story.

You know he’s been telling Niki and her family he will be a major star “very soon” with this story for months. I believe that explains the excessive spending because the money will soon be rolling in while he becomes the (fat) face of fighting the trolls. This has become a Cartman - Scott Tenorman situation.

Members of the tribe are experts at conning dumb rubes from the Midwest into believing they can be stars if they just...pay x amount/sign here/suck it for a minute. See Hollywood.

 

[EraGodless]

Long before this lol suit I think it was Carrie Goldberg who put into Pat’s fat head he could use this “trolling” victim status to become a famous advocate for fighting trolls. Her whole career is playing up her “victim” status and suing people she didn’t like. When she took his case she put wild ideas in his head so he would pay her 5 grand to write a strongly worded letter about his free twitter account.

Pats insane ego and narcissism has made him believe he should be very famous and the world will soon know how special and amazing he is. That lawyer selfie showed him with stars in his eyes about how famous he would soon be as the “troll killer” who fought back against the Internet. In his fat head he sees major tv appearances, magazine covers, speaking gigs, and of course a massive book deal. All his energy has been focused on this which is why he doesn’t even care about his sci fi writing and was so quick to fall for the fake huffington post story.

You know he’s been telling Niki and her family he will be a major star “very soon” with this story for months. I believe that explains the excessive spending because the money will soon be rolling in while he becomes the (fat) face of fighting the trolls. This has become a Cartman - Scott Tenorman situation.

What happens if paradoxically he became a star/famous for being the "world's biggest boob/rube?" Just like William Hung. He wanted to be famous for his intelligence and wit, instead he'll be known for being a gullible twit. There's a movie here somewhere---

What's the guy who played Warren in There's Something About Mary, up to?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

What happens if paradoxically he became a star for being the "world's biggest boob/rube?" Ge wanted to be famous for his intelligence and wit, instead he'll be known for being a gullible twit. There's a movie here somewhere---

What's the guy who played Warren in There's Something About Mary, up to?

I think Kevin James would take the role if we got him enough money. Paul Blart was a dumb movie so he’s not above anything.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Members of the tribe are experts at conning dumb rubes from the Midwest into believing they can be stars if they just...pay x amount/sign here/suck it for a minute. See Hollywood.

Members of the Tribe have been great business men and negotiators since they left Israel to enlighten any non-Romans. In Saudi Arabia they literally claim Jews are mystics and can curse your whole family. It’s literally why they hate Jews. They look at Jews like most of us look at Gypsy’s in the Western World.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I think Kevin James would take the role if we got him enough money. Paul Blart was a dumb movie so he’s not above anything.

I agree. Kevin James could put on 50 lbs, add a sassy lisp, and makeup to add 3 or 4 chins and play Pat. The role of Niki will be played by a portable toilet.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Members of the Tribe have been great business men and negotiators since they left Israel to enlighten any non-Romans. In Saudi Arabia they literally claim Jews are mystics and can curse your whole family. It’s literally why they hate Jews. They look at Jews like most of us look at Gypsy’s in the Western World.

That nose. It's like a natural fishhook.