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Has Rick broken the news to Thiki yet?

bovinebrain

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We know for a fact that 90% of their conversations for the past few months have revolved around the mole, Canyon, and Rahul, and how close he is to nabbing them all and going famous with the Huffington Post. Do you think Rick has spilled the beans and told Thiki about how it was all a sham and that he’s a gullible idiot who fell for the greatest trolling scheme in world history? Do you think she has any idea yet?

Personally, I think he’s rather rotund.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I think he did and she was once again disappointed in him....again I bet she even warned him but he blew her off. I bet he disgusts her. I think its sinking in on their end that this was all a waste of time and money. I dont think she knows the fine print of that SFWA contract on what they are on the hook for. Pat can only lie to his friends and family for so long before it all comes crashing down. Pat can keep trying to pretend he didnt royally screw this up but he will have to face it soon enough. Im sure pat and her will have a good laugh at all the hijinx and live happily ever after.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Long before this lol suit I think it was Carrie Goldberg who put into Pat’s fat head he could use this “trolling” victim status to become a famous advocate for fighting trolls. Her whole career is playing up her “victim” status and suing people she didn’t like. When she took his case she put wild ideas in his head so he would pay her 5 grand to write a strongly worded letter about his free twitter account.

Pats insane ego and narcissism has made him believe he should be very famous and the world will soon know how special and amazing he is. That lawyer selfie showed him with stars in his eyes about how famous he would soon be as the “troll killer” who fought back against the Internet. In his fat head he sees major tv appearances, magazine covers, speaking gigs, and of course a massive book deal. All his energy has been focused on this which is why he doesn’t even care about his sci fi writing and was so quick to fall for the fake huffington post story.

You know he’s been telling Niki and her family he will be a major star “very soon” with this story for months. I believe that explains the excessive spending because the money will soon be rolling in while he becomes the (fat) face of fighting the trolls. This has become a Cartman - Scott Tenorman situation.
 
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I really like to compare them to Alan Sapinsly in the Sopranos. The guy with the beach house.

Patrick (looking the the board): Fucking Nazi incel cyberstalking ASSHOLES!

Patrick: I'll call the police

Niki: They'll just tell you to change your number and ignore them.

Patrick: Brinton Resto...

Niki: They'll just change the usernames or make new accounts. They can keep paying new webhosts forever, Patrick. You gotta let it go, Patrick. Say Norm was funny and you're fat. GOD!!!

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Long before this lol suit I think it was Carrie Goldberg who put into Pat’s fat head he could use this “trolling” victim status to become a famous advocate for fighting trolls. Her whole career is playing up her “victim” status and suing people she didn’t like. When she took his case she put wild ideas in his head so he would pay her 5 grand to write a strongly worded letter about his free twitter account.

Pats insane ego and narcissism has made him believe he should be very famous and the world will soon know how special and amazing he is. That lawyer selfie showed him with stars in his eyes about how famous he would soon be as the “troll killer” who fought back against the Internet. In his fat head he sees major tv appearances, magazine covers, speaking gigs, and of course a massive book deal. All his energy has been focused on this which is why he doesn’t even care about his sci fi writing and was so quick to fall for the fake huffington post story.

You know he’s been telling Niki and her family he will be a major star “very soon” with this story for months. I believe that explains the excessive spending because the money will soon be rolling in while he becomes the (fat) face of fighting the trolls. This has become a Cartman - Scott Tenorman situation.


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CarolMaxheinie

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i wish he wrote a book about how he dealt with the sub

we could all write 8500 words of annotations on his lies
He can’t even deal with being caught cheating at the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon. We all heard his spastic, desperate attempt to explain away all of his inconsistencies. He failed. He cheated. End of story. Also, he is fat.
 
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