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Paul thought that he put the GHB in her daughter's sippy cup, but he was wrong.Why is she laying like that? Is she paralyzed?
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Paul thought that he put the GHB in her daughter's sippy cup, but he was wrong.Why is she laying like that? Is she paralyzed?
2004? This hambeast looks like she's from 20 years before that. What midwestern state did he dig that out of?Last time he was in bed with a woman was 20 years ago
What woman wouldn't want a guy with junk so small he can sit like this?
I have never seen someone sit like that before. What the fuck.2004? This hambeast looks like she's from 20 years before that. What midwestern state did he dig that out of?
Maybe it was that Bodies exhibit with all the corpsesHe “brought a woman to orgasm” in a museum or something, according to him.
He probably missed her cunt and slid his finger along her sweaty and bloated crevasses.Didn't he rape some broad in a museum?
It looks like a scene out of My 600 lb life.Last time he was in bed with a woman was 20 years ago
What woman wouldn't want a guy with junk so small he can sit like this?
Holy shit we need a horrific WTF reaction for something this bad, something like Bobo crying
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WHY CAN'T HE JUST BE NORMAL????????????????????????????What woman wouldn't want a guy with junk so small he can sit like this?
That's the way the sperg at our school would sit. Everyone hated him, of course.WHY CAN'T HE JUST BE NORMAL????????????????????????????
It’s amazing how it’s like he goes out of his way to be weird / dress like a kid toucher. The white tube socks with dress clothes is especially creepy.WHY CAN'T HE JUST BE NORMAL????????????????????????????
You also have weird backwards legs and feet, so you shouldn’t judge.Holy shit we need a horrific WTF reaction for something this bad, something like Bobo crying
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I think Paul has had animal encounters at various times of his life. Not penetrative, Just rubbing the tip on a puppy tongue.With a consenting adult woman, I mean. We know about the kids, but can you imagine him ever plowing away on a broad? He gives off serious virgin-loser vibes. I don’t think one would ever behave the way he does after getting a taste of some puss.
MausoleumHe “brought a woman to orgasm” in a museum or something, according to him.
He actually did reference it in his buttstuffing erotica. He just set it in Boston instead:Yeah that's totally something that happened. Definitely not straight out of a shitty women's romance novel.
Madeline and I had finally made plans to meet, at Boston's Natural History museum. When people who have talked only via the Internet meet in real time, it is a scary and often confusing event, even relatively innocuous meetings. We both lived in suburbs of the city, I to the north in Revere, Madeline hailed from Braintree. Since I was a museum-head, I suggested the Natural History museum as a place to greet and meet
I didn't hear the sound of the latex glove snap on her hand, but I did suddenly feel a rubber clad finger running up the crack of my bottom. Almost involuntarily, I pushed my butt back against it. Madeline seemed to enjoy my response as she pressed her finger harder into the crack, right up against the opening.
I moaned, pushing harder, almost dancing on the latex wrapped finger. Madeline stopped and withdrew it, only to bring it back a few moments later. I felt something cool and moist on the finger... I supposed it was some sort of lubricant.
Doesn't your lovely GF scuttle around the house in some weird inverted handstand or what not, Ray? Glass houses!That's inhuman.
Doesn't your lovely GF scuttle around the house in some weird inverted handstand or what not, Ray? Glass houses!
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