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Has anyone transcribed the Josiah tapes?
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Two minutes in and I can't stop laughing. Seeing it in print is a bat to my ribs.
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The way he says, "Nazis" in that rube, hick accent takes away any gravitas he was attempting. Hilarious.
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This is actually an awesome idea. It makes it much easier to find lies in his story if you're reading at your own pace instead of listening to an effeminate fat man frantically huffing and puffing.
I just noticed another inconsistency in his swatting story. He claims he did not have any idea what the cops were talking about. But right before that he says he got Craigslist to take down the pepperoni listing within 5 minutes of it being posted. If that's true, then if course he would know what the cops are talking about, he just got done talking to Craigslist about it.
We already knew that it is bullshit that his email was used, since that would have made it impossible for the poster to publish the post, which is done through a link in the email. But not only is he claiming that, but he's also claiming that Craigslist resolved his situation within 5 minutes, which sounds ridiculous.
There's no way he would've had access to a person within 5 minutes, and even once he did get access to a person, there's no way they're going to be able to figure out what the fuck Pat is even talking about within 5 minutes. If cops, who are actually skilled at reading a situation, couldn't figure out what the fuck he's talking about without Niki intervening, what chance does some Indian in a call center have?
He is stacking lies on top of lies, so that if there's any kernel of truth in what he is saying, it is impossible to tell what it is.
I just noticed another inconsistency in his swatting story. He claims he did not have any idea what the cops were talking about. But right before that he says he got Craigslist to take down the pepperoni listing within 5 minutes of it being posted. If that's true, then if course he would know what the cops are talking about, he just got done talking to Craigslist about it.
We already knew that it is bullshit that his email was used, since that would have made it impossible for the poster to publish the post, which is done through a link in the email. But not only is he claiming that, but he's also claiming that Craigslist resolved his situation within 5 minutes, which sounds ridiculous.
There's no way he would've had access to a person within 5 minutes, and even once he did get access to a person, there's no way they're going to be able to figure out what the fuck Pat is even talking about within 5 minutes. If cops, who are actually skilled at reading a situation, couldn't figure out what the fuck he's talking about without Niki intervening, what chance does some Indian in a call center have?
He is stacking lies on top of lies, so that if there's any kernel of truth in what he is saying, it is impossible to tell what it is.
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i dont use craigslist but i would imagine they have all sort of pranksters on there all day, ppl that posts his buddys number in the gayman section so they probably have automatic system to take down everything once a complain is filed
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Was iT a liTTle black person?
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The cops going to his house because of a tip that Patrick is making pepperoni out of black babies is pure Ribs* I guess after Jeffrey Dahmer, anything is possible in Milwaukee- they have to follow-up, no matter how batshit the tip is---
Even funnier that Patrick answered in his robe like he was Tony Soprano or something.
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Better yet, maybe we would hire some D-list actor to do the audio book reading. Someone like Andy Dick, Jay Mohr, or the fag from Big Bang Theory...
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if they dropped a dish of lasagna from his fridge he would fall to the floor and desperately start shoveling it in his mouth
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I remember that. It was some random innocent brave young woman who came forward and pat just tried to victim blame her and discount her voice as a strong POC role model, most likely because of her race/political persuasions.
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Loffin my ribs off brotherman.
It is funny because we heard his soft faggy voice trying to sound smart and tough. A good ribbin if you read it out loud in a tough guy action hero voice.
Fucking hell just reading the first 3minutes and I already want to knee pedoRICK in the balls and elbow his fat chins.
PedoPatRICK s Tomlinson you are such an unlovable faggot, nice bitch tits.
I like how this fat loser 40 fucking 1 years old will cry to anyone who talks to him. Not A TOUGH guy but a little baby faggot crybag.
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Looks like he got that 8,000 word article written about him after all. Pat wins again.
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"They text and leave voice mails. They leave voice mails every day. I've gotten two voicemails today from "Unknown Email Server", like a Text-To-Email server thing demanding that I go "Brush my piss yellow teeth".
My family gets getting inundated with texts. My wife's siblings keep getting texts, saying y'know "We have photographic evidence of Patrick cheating on Nikki and she should divorce him immediately.
Or the opposite. Texting my mother-in-law saying that your daughter is a whore and she loves giving bukkake by a circle of N-words. All. The Time. Non-stop for three years. It has never let up. It has never relented."
Literally 5 minutes into their first conversation and this is the level of detail Fat's giving out. He's so wonderfully autistic.
My family gets getting inundated with texts. My wife's siblings keep getting texts, saying y'know "We have photographic evidence of Patrick cheating on Nikki and she should divorce him immediately.
Or the opposite. Texting my mother-in-law saying that your daughter is a whore and she loves giving bukkake by a circle of N-words. All. The Time. Non-stop for three years. It has never let up. It has never relented."
Literally 5 minutes into their first conversation and this is the level of detail Fat's giving out. He's so wonderfully autistic.
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Josiah Tape #2 transcription
This one is only 6,602 words. Pat was probably eating for this one. I'll take my time with the next one because fuck me, he's exhausting to listen to.
Password is: payquasi
This one is only 6,602 words. Pat was probably eating for this one. I'll take my time with the next one because fuck me, he's exhausting to listen to.
Password is: payquasi
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"They've attacked the online obituaries of people who were colleagues of mine, just because this is the level of inhumanity and cruelty that these people find so fucking funny."
Oh, the inhumanity! You're right, Pig; we do find it fucking funny. Most normal people would furrow their brows, frown, then get the comments removed and go on with their day. You feed into it like so much meatloaf.
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Id want them to do about 45mins just talking about what they thought about what they just read. Like a dvd commentary.
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I want to say the 3rd one was a quick one where pat arranged the call because WWE superstars were texting him mean things.
