I cringe just being in a strip club.
I was listening to that earlier and is what made me think of the question haha.That nigger slapping the head of his grotesque, uncircumcised cock on the glass over someone else's dried jizz is one of the most vomit inducing stories of unmitigated degeneracy I've heard yet! Even if it is a bullshit story (with Sal a lot of it is bullshit to try and impress the geeky Pelican freak), even if so it's still a degenerate thing to think up and speak out loud.
With that said... Sal is a gem
I was pissed when my friends outvoted me to go to a strip club over a casino. I guess I got my revenge by showing up in axel grease covered clothes to throw 20s at the whores while insulting them and making sure they didn't come near us all night.I cringe just being in a strip club.
I cringe just being in a strip club.
I’ve been to a handful of bachelor parties with private strippers and one of the first things they say is no pictures haha. Bonnie has never been above getting a cheap lap dance.One of the worst & cringiest things I’ve seen in my life was at a bachelor party for a co-worker about 5 years ago. He had some bachelor party at a VA hall where he invited everyone he knows with tickets to win prizes & booze, the money bought food & booze. I went cause I liked the guy enough to support him for $20.
He bought 3 strippers for the party. They set up 3 chairs in the middle of the floor, and a bunch of chairs on the outside to watch them dance & give lap dances to the guys. But because everyone has a phone, most guys are married, and don’t want to look like a creepy asshole to the party, or have pictures taken, NOBODY got a lap dance.
For 2 hours there were 3 topless girls sitting on chairs, doing the “come here” motion to every guy that looked at them for a second. The pimp who was with them ended up selling coke in the parking lot to make money. It was one of the cringiest & saddest displays I’ve ever seen.
Here’s my gay ass picture to illustrate it.
I’ve been to a handful of bachelor parties with private strippers and one of the first things they say is no pictures haha. Bonnie has never been above getting a cheap lap dance.
Sounds like your friends are dicks then. A few of my friends fucked strippers (for money obviously) when we went to Canada for a bachelor party and no one ever said anything to anyone else about it. Ironically I’m not friends with any of them anymore but the point stands.They say that and almost every guy was going to do it to blackmail or embarrass each other. Because most of them are fucking stupid.
Sounds like your friends are dicks then. A few of my friends fucked strippers (for money obviously) when we went to Canada for a bachelor party and no one ever said anything to anyone else about it. Ironically I’m not friends with any of them anymore but the point stands.
King shit. You dropped this:I was 17 in NYC on 42nd street. I had just bought a fake ID and jerked off to some white trash whore winking her asshole at me behind glass for 25$. Honestly it was awesome.
There's an adult bookstore on the highway about 2 miles from my house. There are no windows but there's always at least one car outside. It's probably just an employee.There has to still be little pockets in america with this kind of shit, right? A few years ago I went on a trip with my dad to check how his childhood neighborhood was doing, and there were porn shops and shit, but realistically those shitholes could have been abandoned for 40 years and there's no difference aesthetically.
A dude sucked your dick.Got blown a twice in them, met them on fetlife where they just are really into sucking cock and don't care to know your name, in this day and age all men are out to hurt women thats is pounded into their heads the gloyholes/peepbooths are a safe place compared to meeting in middle of nowhere, its easier/faster to get them to meet up at gh/pb
I cant imagine trying to nail whores on fetlife by asking them to suck my dick at a glory hole, its almost like you were putting yourself through a charade in order to not feel like a full blown homo. Sexy female profile, translates to sexy lips at a glory hole? Odds are some 50 year old slimer pulled a selfcuttinggirl on you.A dude sucked your dick.
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