Harvest at the hovel

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

What a dog shit cheapskate xmas present every year. He used to call it jelly but he thinks calling it jam sounds more sophisticated.

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how much you want to bet Retardo Montalban doesn't sterilize the jars he uses for the jelly and hot sauce? Also nice sauce riddled with seeds because you're a lazy fucking retard

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I got a bigger harvest from jerking-off a 'lady'

 

[Jenna]

Rick giving his gross hot sauce to a restaurant and them in turn giving it to customers who asked where they got it is an underrated Tomlinson tall tale.

“Hey, i know this isn’t on the menu, but some drunk fat guy left this junk here and we put it on your food.”

I really think that's what got him kicked out of Hoolis. He wanted to lie and make a "and my hot sauce was soooooo good that all the places I go are now using it" narcissistic self-brag but concerned citizens let the FDA know about it.

I love when he faces serious consequences for his random lies, because he's too stupid to predict anything beyond "and then everyone was impressed with me and my hot sauce".

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Rick giving his gross hot sauce to a restaurant and them in turn giving it to customers who asked where they got it is an underrated Tomlinson tall tale.

“Hey, i know this isn’t on the menu, but some drunk fat guy left this junk here and we put it on your food.”

Sure he might have shit in it or poisoned it. It should be fine

 

[Ladynyahh]

how much you want to bet Retardo Montalban doesn't sterilize the jars he uses for the jelly and hot sauce? Also nice sauce riddled with seeds because you're a lazy fucking retard

I hope i see Retardo Montalban as one of the names giving Rick the business on Twitter sometime soon

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I really think that's what got him kicked out of Hoolis. He wanted to lie and make a "and my hot sauce was soooooo good that all the places I go are now using it" narcissistic self-brag but concerned citizens let the FDA know about it.

I love when he faces serious consequences for his random lies, because he's too stupid to predict anything beyond "and then everyone was impressed with me and my hot sauce".

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

New lore: Rick is getting swatted after he refused to give the MPD habanero pepper jelly

 

[Phish]

I wonder how all the homeless nigger shit/piss affects the growth of his 2’x2’ crop field

 

[JebJoh]

Which is hilarious because they can't do that. It's against like every health code ever

A quick email to hoolies cc’ing the dept of health will surely produce a denial of Rick’s dumb story.

 

[JebJoh]

It does seem like pat has to add extreme heat to a lot of his meals ( probably another extension of him trying to prove how manly/tough he is) Mix that with his daily binge drinking and his toilet must look like a disaster after his morning spray of shit.

I think his toilet posts here. That poor toilet has had it with that asshole.

 

[Harry Powell]

His yields are getting a lot smaller even with the hot peppers. A couple years ago he had a full bag.

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It’s almost like pouring salt all over the “garden” to kill weeds isn’t good for the soil

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I think growing hot peppers is fucking gay.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

It does seem like pat has to add extreme heat to a lot of his meals ( probably another extension of him trying to prove how manly/tough he is) Mix that with his daily binge drinking and his toilet must look like a disaster after his morning spray of shit.

No child, my toilet is fine and my bowel movements are impeccable. Enjoy prison.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Which is hilarious because they can't do that. It's against like every health code ever

I remember being a little kid in school and mom's couldn't even make cookies or cupcakes for the class because it was against health code rules. They had to bring store bought for birthdays and stuff. But yeah, a restaurant is just taking and serving shit from a local fat man.

 

[TorpidSloth]

You just know he fantasises about being a guest on Hot Ones and having the bald faggot who hosts it compliment him as being the most interesting guest ever and the only bestest one who didn't even blink when eating the hottest wing

 

[DMbA]

everything is so dirty

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

You just know he fantasises about being a guest on Hot Ones and having the bald faggot who hosts it compliment him as being the most interesting guest ever and the only bestest one who didn't even blink when eating the hottest wing

And then his high school principal comes out and says how wrong they all were about him

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

His yields are getting a lot smaller even with the hot peppers. A couple years ago he had a full bag.

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Soil is depleted of bum shit

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You just know he fantasises about being a guest on Hot Ones and having the bald faggot who hosts it compliment him as being the most interesting guest ever and the only bestest one who didn't even blink when eating the hottest wing

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

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You'd think he'd name drop the restaurant to drive business and sales for both parties. He's such an egregious retard to think people believe this.