Happy Birthday Artie Lange

[Zeroman]

It makes sense in the fact that why would Artie bother having two Bud Lites? It’s not going to do anything to him. It’s like drinking NA beer. Why even consume the calories?

Two beers gives you a two beer buzz, stupid.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Two beers gives you a two beer buzz, stupid.

I knew that was coming the second I hit send.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I only drink mainly on the weekends and dont even do drugs at all, and the idea of being sober sounds hellish.
I cant wrap my head around how a heroin addict can turn it around, especially if they’re already old with nothing much to look forward to

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I only drink mainly on the weekends and dont even do drugs at all, and the idea of being sober sounds hellish.
I cant wrap my head around how a heroin addict can turn it around, especially if they’re already old with nothing much to look forward to

 

[1073waaf]

Nigga look like Adam Libby.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

The one with Chris Hanson was hysterical because Artie was making him furious. Also the Brian Regan/Lisa Lampanelli one was great too.

Joe Matarese in studio beat down was great too. Our beloved Stinks called in for that one.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Happy bday, Baby Gorilla. He looks lobotomized

 

[Camel Clutch]

I cant wrap my head around how a heroin addict can turn it around, especially if they’re already old with nothing much to look forward to

I agree but he is likely on a lot of strong psych meds which is really the only way a guy like him can avoid hard drugs. i think being on all those meds probably slow him mentally and that's the reason he isn't doing pods and barely tweets.

 

[BootyJuice]

Sobriety looks like a hoot

What? No it doesn't Flavia.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

“Please, no racism”

Boy, were you in the wrong place.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

“Please, no racism”

Boy, were you in the wrong place.

Brian rules.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Brian rules.

I do admit, I love it when he goes on tangents like this.

 

[The Talking Dead]

His expression and posture are hilarious. Looks like his arms and legs were amputated and he's just a torso and head being propped up on a chair.

 

[LingerLonger]

I'll never be able to understand how someone can't have a couple of beers without destroying their life, but if he can't then good luck to him I guess. He certainly looks a hell of a lot better than Nana Ghoul.

Artie's like those old over the top anti-drug commercials. "Smoking one joint could lead to heroin....or TERRORISM!". Except in Artie's case it is likely more true than false. Where one lapse in sobriety has him a few months later stabbing himself and pouring bleach into his wounds. Or using coke and driving into several cars and causing mayhem in a police chase.

 

[Cawdfish]

Don't have much time for junkies who blow every chance they're given.

Also, Artie had such a shitfit during the "Bro" fight about Howie humiliating him on air, when he regularly did the exact same thing with Bocchetti on his own show.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

He’s a dry drunk

 

[I_amnot_anyone]

How would one watch this AA shows?

 

[Nana Cumia]

What? No it doesn't Flavia.

Oh literal Bootyjuice

 

[guest]

His expression and posture are hilarious. Looks like his arms and legs were amputated and he's just a torso and head being propped up on a chair.

That scuuummbbaaagg is motherfucking him by having wine right on the table next to him, he’s just trying not to get drunk from the vapors.