Hahahahahhaah he’s trying everything (torquewheeler falseflag)

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He owns 2 bikes? If this wasn't him, it is pretty funny that someone is picking on his garbage car

 

[Jenna]

I'm gonna call Bravo Sierra on this one. It's really hard to get someone else's car towed, even if they're blocking your fucking driveway. You can't just call a tow company and go "hey take away this car that's neatly parked in an alleyway and registered to the owner of the house".

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Why does he still have that shitty green bike? Sell and send Rahul some money, stupid.

 

[AntSucks]

How would the driver know to go down the back alley. Wouldn't he have gone to the front door first?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Trick a company to steal your car? Come on Pat, that’s not how anything works

 

[Nick Gerlips]

BULL. SHIT.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Toe co

Tow companies don't work like that. That only works in movies. He'd knock first to get the paperwork, also there would have been confirmation calls

What tow company doesn't advertise on their own trucks?

 

[Meownaw]

It's probably a truck to take that shitty wood away.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I sold for scrap an old Camry the thing still ran but it's time was done. Everything but the engine was falling apart anyhow the tow guy arrived, knocked on my door, I signed the title
And he gave me a cool 300 smackaroos and we were done

 

[Cuphead]

Pretty sure he just took a picture of a truck driving by and made this shit up. Towing and wrecking companies don't work like that

 

[Niki]

Maybe quasis lawyer is getting ready to tow away his assets they repo his car?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Where is Thiki's dykemobile?

 

[Meownaw]

Pretty sure he just took a picture of a truck driving by and made this shit up. Towing and wrecking companies don't work like that

Notice the blue line that indicated movement. You nailed this cocksucker.

 

[captain_kamala]

Better plot than starship repo

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's probably a truck to take that shitty wood away.

Now you’re thinking

 

[NigelCumia]

Whether it was actually him or not that stuffed the 250, he's got a federally wanted cyber criminal pissed at him. Ouch, good luck, bud.

 

[Jenna]

You'd need the keys to pull Susan out of the parking space in order to line it up with the flatbed. It's not physically possible to get it on the back of the truck perpendicularly.

 

[Treat Yourself]

This is a new one so even if it's true it was probably Fat Jack's idea.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Funny he updates his cameras right as he’s planning to sue MKE PD

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

A demolition crew will show up to remove his derelict house because you can totally order things like this with no questions asked.