Hack fag comic with same old "material" MURDERS in front of other midget hacks. Civilians go wild

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Tony Hinchcliffe being the biggest thing in comedy is fucking insane, but it's no weirder than Joe Rogan, really. Tony Hinchcliffe, while gay as hell, is at least capable of being funny. Like Rogan, none of the fucking losers he's given a big push to are remotely funny. The funniest one is some little nigger who can barely talk named Cam Patterson. His big thing is that he talks about how he's got rocks and then pulls literal rocks out of his pocket. There's a monotone, retard chink who isn't funny, there's a big screaming ginger who isn't funny, there's a crippled retard who isn't funny, there's a Russian guy who isn't funny, etc. David Lucas is something else though. I fucking hate him. "Ay yo, Tony nigga, nigga, you look like a gay ass dog, nigga, wit dem shoes, nigga you gay, nigga." OH MY GOD HE'S JUST LIKE PATRICE!!!11

Zac Amico does a pretty spot on impression of Tony. He does a hardcore nasally fag voice and says "THIS. IS WHAT COMEDY. IS ALL. ABOUT."

David Lucas is so unfunny it's sometimes startling. You can tell Tony wants him to be the new Patrice but David can't riff at all and his "roasts" are all the same and usually make no sense. TONY SO GAY THEY CALL HIM GAY BOOTY.

KT is my biggest hate watch, Tony is insufferable and somehow continues to one up himself on faggotry. His Austin move has made him the biggest queer ever and the attention has gone to his head in the best ways. Dice had a great Instagram video with Tony the other week where he makes Tony super uncomfortable, I'll have to go find it.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

instead of putting his eggs into the standup/acting basket for 30 years

egg whites*

 

[Petworth dude]

Even when every contestant doesn't totally bomb, it's still rarely enough to even get an audible chuckle out of you and Tony will rave about how fucking amaaaaazeeeeeeng and IN-credibulllll they did. The "bucket pulls" are also rigged. Chloe LaBranche was on a while ago and it was obviously planned. She did like a ten minute interview and left out the part that she's a loaded rich trust fund bitch. She came off like a hard partying 20 year old instead of a sad fucking 35 year old druggie with rich parents.

She definitely told that story about waking up in the frat house before, too...either on This Is Not Happening or some podcast.

Still would.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

David Lucas is so unfunny it's sometimes startling. You can tell Tony wants him to be the new Patrice but David can't riff at all and his "roasts" are all the same and usually make no sense. TONY SO GAY THEY CALL HIM GAY BOOTY.

KT is my biggest hate watch, Tony is insufferable and somehow continues to one up himself on faggotry. His Austin move has made him the biggest queer ever and the attention has gone to his head in the best ways. Dice had a great Instagram video with Tony the other week where he makes Tony super uncomfortable, I'll have to go find it.

David Lucas really does just string words together like he's fucking Jan Brady. "MY BOYFRAND NAME UH, GEORGE, UH, GLASS, NIGGA. YEAH, NIGGA, GEORGE GLASS. TONY BE LOOKIN LIKE MUFUGGIN GAY GEORGE GLASS AND SHIT, NIGGA."

TONY LOOK LIKE A BOWL OF OATMEAL WIF A VEST ON, NIGGA. GAY ASS NIGGA.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She definitely told that story about waking up in the frat house before, too...either on This Is Not Happening or some podcast.

Still would.

Someone on the old cumtown subreddit matched with her on tinder, got her nudes, posted them and then never fucked her because he had better looking women to choose from lol.

 

[BudDickman]

Does he just search recent news articles for Sandusky so that he can dust off this joke?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Tony Hinchcliffe being the biggest thing in comedy is fucking insane, but it's no weirder than Joe Rogan, really. Tony Hinchcliffe, while gay as hell, is at least capable of being funny. Like Rogan, none of the fucking losers he's given a big push to are remotely funny. The funniest one is some little nigger who can barely talk named Cam Patterson. His big thing is that he talks about how he's got rocks and then pulls literal rocks out of his pocket. There's a monotone, retard chink who isn't funny, there's a big screaming ginger who isn't funny, there's a crippled retard who isn't funny, there's a Russian guy who isn't funny, etc. David Lucas is something else though. I fucking hate him. "Ay yo, Tony nigga, nigga, you look like a gay ass dog, nigga, wit dem shoes, nigga you gay, nigga." OH MY GOD HE'S JUST LIKE PATRICE!!!11

Zac Amico does a pretty spot on impression of Tony. He does a hardcore nasally fag voice and says "THIS. IS WHAT COMEDY. IS ALL. ABOUT."

Oh shit, I've heard of David Lucas. There's some youtuber who made a few videos about him. One savaged his recent standup special and one showed Harland Williams roasting him. I wish I could remember the dude who made them. David Lucas is so fat he blew out the sides of his sneakers so they look like The Jimmy trainers from Seinfeld.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

David Lucas really does just string words together like he's fucking Jan Brady. "MY BOYFRAND NAME UH, GEORGE, UH, GLASS, NIGGA. YEAH, NIGGA, GEORGE GLASS. TONY BE LOOKIN LIKE MUFUGGIN GAY GEORGE GLASS AND SHIT, NIGGA."

TONY LOOK LIKE A BOWL OF OATMEAL WIF A VEST ON, NIGGA. GAY ASS NIGGA.

Tony's vest wearing is hilarious but David could easily find a way to make it unfunny.

Here's the Dice/Tony instagram video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9_oC1rO4gJ/

Oh shit, I've heard of David Lucas. There's some youtuber who made a few videos about him. One savaged his recent standup special and one showed Harland Williams roasting him. I wish I could remember the dude who made them. David Lucas is so fat he blew out the sides of his sneakers so they look like The Jimmy trainers from Seinfeld.

Was it this video?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Was it this video?

Yeah, that's the one! I like that he went granular and even mocked him for using the british/canadian spelling of "uncancellable". Here's the one he did on Harland Williams destroying him

 

[PogromStallone]

Tony's vest wearing is hilarious but David could easily find a way to make it unfunny.

Here's the Dice/Tony instagram video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9_oC1rO4gJ/
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Was it this video?

Yeah, that's the one! I like that he went granular and even mocked him for using the british/canadian spelling of "uncancellable". Here's the one he did on Harland Williams destroying him

I'm one minute in and the dude has already said that getting cancelled isn't a thing and that it just means feeling sorry for yourself.

Eight minutes in and the guy who made this video is fucking unbearable. Now he's whining because the comic had a joke about beating women. Fuck you for linking this bullshit.
Woah, now he's added in sound effects of him smoking weed. This video is infinitely more gay than Hazbin Hotel.
Oh shit, the comic is now making fun of fat women. THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Yeah, that's the one! I like that he went granular and even mocked him for using the british/canadian spelling of "uncancellable". Here's the one he did on Harland Williams destroying him

I love Harland Williams, but his whole thing is being a pretty nice stonery kinda guy, I couldn’t imagine getting destroyed in a roast battle by him and still showing my face around these losers.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I'm one minute in and the dude has already said that getting cancelled isn't a thing and that it just means feeling sorry for yourself.

Eight minutes in and the guy who made this video is fucking unbearable. Now he's whining because the comic had a joke about beating women. Fuck you for linking this bullshit.
Woah, now he's added in sound effects of him smoking weed. This video is infinitely more gay than Hazbin Hotel.
Oh shit, the comic is now making fun of fat women. THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY.

He seems more like he's saying the material is old and done a million times before and doesn't live up to the "uncancellable" name of the special. The bong hit sounds are cringe for sure.

 

[DominusOdium]

He stinks, and I don't like him.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Like Rogan, none of the fucking losers he's given a big push to are remotely funny.

The only ones they seem to push on kill Tony are a bunch of transients and weirdos that the professionals can roast from the dais. It's just a table full of pros on one side, and some mutant with a microphone on the other. It's like if American idol only let on the train-wrecks and everyone had to choose a winner out of who was least awful.

 

[Turry Fawks]

It's like if American idol only let on the train-wrecks and everyone had to choose a winner out of who was least awful.

Solid bit tbh

 

[Niggerotchi]

Prop comic hack

 

[Kinderman]

David Lucas really does just string words together like he's fucking Jan Brady. "MY BOYFRAND NAME UH, GEORGE, UH, GLASS, NIGGA. YEAH, NIGGA, GEORGE GLASS. TONY BE LOOKIN LIKE MUFUGGIN GAY GEORGE GLASS AND SHIT, NIGGA."

TONY LOOK LIKE A BOWL OF OATMEAL WIF A VEST ON, NIGGA. GAY ASS NIGGA.

I’ve seen some of the videos of his le epic roasts on Hinchliffe. You’ve got it down. He just strings shit together that often makes no sense, but always circles around to Tony being gay.

“Nigga Tony look like a box of gay Apple Jacks! Tony look like he got raped by a gay dragon!”

(Thunderous applause)

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Whenever they started humoring retards (literal ones, not just open micers) to take up stage time is when I got sick of it.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Tony's vest wearing is hilarious but David could easily find a way to make it unfunny.

Here's the Dice/Tony instagram video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9_oC1rO4gJ/
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Was it this video?

Couldn't stop laughing at Dice's reply to this guy.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

What's Joe Rogan going for here? Is he trying to be quirky? Or Andrew Dice Liberace? That shit isn't funny.

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Whys he drinking Bud Lite?