GTFIH @Dutch Massacre

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If only tinder installed some system where users have to mutually swipe right on each other for them to match

This does annoy me because I constantly only match with trannies.
The algorithm really motherfucked me.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

what, we went through this 2 posts ago... people swiping right on accident, swiping right on everybody, for the validation, etc...

I don't think he's very bright. You ever watch SNL?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I could've been balls deep in some Lucy lookalike right now, what am i doing with my life?

 

[guest]

Good night you fucking maniacs, it sure was a retarded night.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Good night you fucking maniacs, it sure was a retarded night.

This is an award winning thread. I love this place.

 

[Jenna]

what, we went through this 2 posts ago... people swiping right on accident, swiping right on everybody, for the validation, etc...

Why do you care about that. Unmatch them, it takes 2 seconds.

How fragile is your ego to care about this at all? Do you match with a girl and immediately fall in love with her, only to have your heart broken when it was an "accidental" swipe?

Literally move on and never think about the accidental swipe again. It's happened to me before and I can't tell you a single name or defining characteristic about even the ones who I thought "damn she could be the one!!!"

 

[Duxbury Dave]

Good night you fucking maniacs, it sure was a retarded night.

Hey Treek. FWIW, you'd still be my #1 prison cellmate choice. Sleep tight, bro.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why do you care about that. Unmatch them, it takes 2 seconds.

How fragile is your ego to care about this at all? Do you match with a girl and immediately fall in love with her, only to have your heart broken when it was an "accidental" swipe?

Literally move on and never think about the accidental swipe again. It's happened to me before and I can't tell you a single name or defining characteristic about even the ones who I thought "damn she could be the one!!!"

Her scent was intoxicating.

 

[guest]

Why do you care about that. Unmatch them, it takes 2 seconds.

How fragile is your ego to care about this at all? Do you match with a girl and immediately fall in love with her, only to have your heart broken when it was an "accidental" swipe?

Literally move on and never think about the accidental swipe again. It's happened to me before and I can't tell you a single name or defining characteristic about even the ones who I thought "damn she could be the one!!!"

this is gay, let me just explain how I use bumble and you tell me why it's such a huge issue:

1) look at their pics -- if I'd fuck her, swipe right, if not, swipe left
2) wait for my matches to message me -- if it's something basic like "hey" I ignore, if it's something they put effort into, I know I can get a convo out of it, so I will reply

why the fuck do you have an issue with that? it saves so much time. the alternative (on tinder) is such a fucking waste of effort.

 

[guest]

Hey Treek. FWIW, you'd still be my #1 prison cellmate choice. Sleep tight, bro.

You should drink more often, good night, Dan.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

this is gay, let me just explain how I use bumble and you tell me why it's such a huge issue:

1) look at their pics -- if I'd fuck her, swipe right, if not, swipe left
2) wait for my matches to message me -- if it's something basic like "hey" I ignore, if it's something they put effort into, I know I can get a convo out of it, so I will reply

why the fuck do you have an issue with that? it saves so much time.

Bumble is great to meet chicks. But until you go on a date or two the communication means dick. What's your issue?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Good night you fucking maniacs, it sure was a retarded night.

Once again, the gay incel alliance members prove they can’t hang with a big dawg like Dan Mullen. He’s going to pound 9/10 brews, and pound a 9/10 while you cry yourself to sleep, funster.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

You should drink more often, good night, Dan.

We should drink together more often. You're a sweetheart.

 

[guest]

Bumble is great to meet chicks. But until you go on a date or two the communication means dick. What's your issue?

how the fuck do you meet up if you're not talking to them in the first place, you deranged faggot

 

[guest]

Once again, the gay incel alliance members prove they can’t hang with a big dawg like Dan Mullen. He’s going to pound 9/10 brews, and pound a 9/10 while you cry yourself to sleep, funster.

It’s 8:30 in the morning here. Why am i answering literally? I’m an idiot.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

how the fuck do you meet up if you're not talking to them in the first place, you deranged faggot

Take them to a bar, faggot. Have a date. Find out if they want to keep getting drinks or dinner. Rinse and repeat.

It ain't that hard, dummy.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It’s 8:30 in the morning here. Why am i answering literally? I’m an idiot.

WAWAWD sunrises?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It’s 8:30 in the morning here. Why am i answering literally? I’m an idiot.

You’re answering literally because the truth hurts, funster.

 

[guest]

You’re answering literally because the truth hurts, funster.

I want to strangle you so badly so i guess you’re doing a good job lol

 

[guest]

Take them to a bar, faggot. Have a date. Find out if they want to keep getting drinks or dinner. Rinse and repeat.

It ain't that hard, dummy.

This down syndrome faggot is giving me unsolicited dating advice. This is actually the worst thing to happen to me since my holes were stretched in the sumer of 2002.