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Greatest ever Pat line?

Greatest ever Pat line?

  • You did not fart in my wife's vagina, child

    Votes: 34 57.6%
  • Violence doesn't find me often but when it does, it's a short visit

    Votes: 5 8.5%
  • Wait quietly for the knock

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • Yes, child. It is. And no, child. It isn't.

    Votes: 6 10.2%
  • You are the stlaker, stlaker

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I am not HIV positive, child

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If I ever do any see of em, it'd end very QUICKLY and very POORLY for them and they ALL know it!

    Votes: 7 11.9%
  • Don't thank the felon, Keith

    Votes: 4 6.8%
  • Safe isn't my speed

    Votes: 2 3.4%

  • Total voters
    59

Convict Wyzz

Shit poster/hole stretcher
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4,531
For me it's this one,

"She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me. It was a lie, of course."

It's such a wonderful snapshot of the pig's narcissism.
“A lie she continues to tell herself to this day.”

He wrote that in 2019. He actually believes that a woman who left him 8 years before, who is happily raising a family, ever even gives him a second thought.

Fucking maniac.
 

fenrir

Holding hands in a circle of N-words
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8,138
The "fart in my wife's vagina" line got me started on the Pat hate train. Before, it seemed he was just one of many internet tough guys with a pathetic backstory. They can be fun to watch but they're a dime a dozen.

When he said this, though, it solidified in my mind that Pat was an utter fucking loon with no social grace whatsoever and the rabbit hole of his life would yield many ribs to come.

I was not disappointed.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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33,436
I’m an actual tough guy.

How that’s not a choice is beyond me. Considering all evidence we’ve seen from him points to the contrary.
 
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