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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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He’s legitimately turning into Di. Fat heads, thin twig arms, bloated round body, red tomato complexion, etc.

Then you have the mental defects like lying, repeating words, literal answers to everything, no sense of humor, obscures how much he drinks, takes no responsibility for abandoning child, etc.
I think him and the rapist Kelly Williams have the same diet / workout routine
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I watched some of his videos and he might be one of the biggest losers in the Pat pack. Kelly is an old man and was homeless not even two years ago. He only has an apartment in Vegas because of his military service from forever ago. He thinks his big break where he is discovered and a huge star is right around the corner. No wonder his family hates him, plus the whole rape thing.
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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That's one sad fucking image. Even if it wasn't Patrick, a morbidly obese man sat alone at an empty beach bar is evocative of a whole lot of misery. He's not just buying a drink or even enjoying his solitude. He's clearly a lonely drunk out on the prowl for people to bother. It would be tragic if we didn't know about his personality.
 

Honey Badger

My father has no penis
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I think him and the rapist Kelly Williams have the same diet / workout routine
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I watched some of his videos and he might be one of the biggest losers in the Pat pack. Kelly is an old man and was homeless not even two years ago. He only has an apartment in Vegas because of his military service from forever ago. He thinks his big break where he is discovered and a huge star is right around the corner. No wonder his family hates him, plus the whole rape thing.
He also has multiple family members “who want nothing to do with him.”

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That could be because:

1) the whole rape thing
2) he’s a shuckin’ n’ jivin’ coon and an embarrassment to his family

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He also has multiple family members “who want nothing to do with him.”

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That could be because:

1) the whole rape thing
2) he’s a shuckin’ n’ jivin’ coon and an embarrassment to his family

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He has a long history of former jobs
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He’s I think close or in his 60s and bouncing around with these shit “entertainment” jobs. He said not long ago he moved in with his daughter then moved for a job that didn’t pan out then went west to California to be homeless and now in Vegas with an apartment paid by the military. Says his two sons moved in with him so it sounds like they don’t do shit either. I would be ashamed if my dad was doing this thinking he’s close to making it at his age.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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Who the fuck goes to the beach in sweatpants. Also notice how the two bartenders are standing back just surveying him - a fatshit on his own drunk and tweeting and dressed in flopping around at home clothes
I was literally thinking the same thing - why the fuck is he not wearing shorts at the beach? He also went ziplining in Belize or whatever the fuck in jeans.

I think Patty pale legs is afraid of showing off his gams in public.
 

O-BLOCK NIGGA!

Ask me about my cock size
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I’m dizzy from all the spin, he can’t just admit he’s a fat guy, instead he’s Arnold Schwarzenegger in his Mr Universe prime. All that “muscle” yet his arms are tiny and not a hint of a tricep.
I think he sees himself as Kingpin from the comics, who had the appearance of a fat guy but was a muscular powerhouse in reality.
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HotAnus

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That's one sad fucking image. Even if it wasn't Patrick, a morbidly obese man sat alone at an empty beach bar is evocative of a whole lot of misery. He's not just buying a drink or even enjoying his solitude. He's clearly a lonely drunk out on the prowl for people to bother. It would be tragic if we didn't know about his personality.
He's not alone! Nikki just went next door to get an order of Caribbean Gas Blast real quick
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I gotta say that patposting and shitting on his poor/drunkard lifestyle the last 5 years has helped me quit a couple vices and excersize regularly. It also helps that my job is pretty physical so Im getting a ton of extra excersize while on the clock. Every time a current photo of him pops up it makes me glad I made those changes early during lockdowns because the path I was on I would have ended up looking like him by now.

Anyone else make lifestyle changes because of pat?
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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I gotta say that patposting and shitting on his poor/drunkard lifestyle the last 5 years has helped me quit a couple vices and excersize regularly. It also helps that my job is pretty physical so Im getting a ton of extra excersize while on the clock. Every time a current photo of him pops up it makes me glad I made those changes early during lockdowns because the path I was on I would have ended up looking like him by now.

Anyone else make lifestyle changes because of pat?
I got sober before I went all in on rickles but this hobby has certainly helped keep me on the wagon. He really makes drinking seem anything but fun.
 
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