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Kill yourself
I'll put that on my todo list
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As documented in the THOUSANDS of posts I've made online for the last thirty years, I grew up in Southern California and made comic books when I was a teen.
You’re a liar and everyone knows it.
She looks like a female version of the chud face.It's incredible how they all wear the exact same eyeglasses.
For a while there, they all did the same stupid fucking half smile. Here's the wife of the dude who ruined Star Wars, demonstrating:
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Why can't the guys who beat their girls take 5 minutes out of their busy schedule to find a neon haired freak and give them a life lesson instead.When I look at bullshit posts like this I see all the cat lady buzzwords and colorful hair and the part of my brain that can read just shuts down. It makes me feel dyslexic.
It's incredible how they all wear the exact same eyeglasses.
For a while there, they all did the same stupid fucking half smile. Here's the wife of the dude who ruined Star Wars, demonstrating:
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SecondedYeah, but still, I would
Like the FTX goblin, bet this sluts a freak in bedShe looks like a female version of the chud face.
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Oh most definitelyYeah, but still, I would
Like the FTX goblin, bet this sluts a freak in bed
No one here can read this muchI used to go to a bunch of FetLife 'munches.' These are basically meetups, where people who are in the fetish community get to know each other. Basically you meet with a bunch of people at a bar or something similar, figure out which people you want to 'play' with, set up dates, and eventually "close the deal."
Literally 100% of the women who attended these events, they would do nearly anything while they were "in the community." But the SECOND that some dude committed to them, *poof*, they reverted right back to 'suburban house wife.'
In a lot of cases, they not only 'revert back,' they actually boomerang and become more frigid than the average middle aged housewife.
A few anecdotes:
* I had a foursome with some girl when she was in her mid 20s. We continued to be friends, and she ended up marrying some dude who was a swinger. For nearly ten years, she was doing every filthy/crazy thing imaginable... and then she got divorced. We're still friends to this day. She hasn't had sex in three years. From the discussions that we've had, her main motivation to get divorced was basically that "being a swinger" had become such a big part of her relationship with her first husband, that she just couldn't deal with it any longer. So she went out and found herself a dude who wasn't into swinging, and after a while, the sex stopped entirely.
* One of the stars from one of the world's most famous porn movies, she lived a couple of miles from one of my friend's houses. She was a bit of a local celebrity. After doing porn movies for a while, she became a religious nut.
* At one of those fetlife munches, I met a woman who was dating a couple of guys. One dude was married, the other dude had a bunch of girlfriends. Those were two of the dudes she was boning, there may have been others. She has a bunch of kids. It was looking like her life was going to continue on that path, basically being a cum dumpster for married dudes, until the end of time. Then she inherited a pile of money. Literally in weeks, the married dude that she was dating, it appeared that he'd decided to "settle down" with her. Basically, nobody wanted to make a commitment to her when she was broke and had a bunch of kids to take care of, but once she inherited $$$, dudes were suddenly interested in a commitment. She moved out-of-state, bought a house with cash, moved that dude in, and hasn't made a single appearance at any fetish events since then. This "fetish lifestyle" which appeared to be so important to her, it was obviously just a way for her to find a guy. She's really unattractive and I think she was basically willing to do whatever filthy/degrading thing that anyone asked, because she was trying to get a guy. But it turned out that all she needed was $$$
I enjoy his degenerate stories. I think he’s actually a real person…?No one here can read this much
I ain't reading all that shit about you banging molestation victim retarded women, sir.I used to go to a bunch of FetLife 'munches.' These are basically meetups, where people who are in the fetish community get to know each other. Basically you meet with a bunch of people at a bar or something similar, figure out which people you want to 'play' with, set up dates, and eventually "close the deal."
Literally 100% of the women who attended these events, they would do nearly anything while they were "in the community." But the SECOND that some dude committed to them, *poof*, they reverted right back to 'suburban house wife.'
In a lot of cases, they not only 'revert back,' they actually boomerang and become more frigid than the average middle aged housewife.
A few anecdotes:
* I had a foursome with some girl when she was in her mid 20s. We continued to be friends, and she ended up marrying some dude who was a swinger. For nearly ten years, she was doing every filthy/crazy thing imaginable... and then she got divorced. We're still friends to this day. She hasn't had sex in three years. From the discussions that we've had, her main motivation to get divorced was basically that "being a swinger" had become such a big part of her relationship with her first husband, that she just couldn't deal with it any longer. So she went out and found herself a dude who wasn't into swinging, and after a while, the sex stopped entirely.
* One of the stars from one of the world's most famous porn movies, she lived a couple of miles from one of my friend's houses. She was a bit of a local celebrity. After doing porn movies for a while, she became a religious nut.
* At one of those fetlife munches, I met a woman who was dating a couple of guys. One dude was married, the other dude had a bunch of girlfriends. Those were two of the dudes she was boning, there may have been others. She has a bunch of kids. It was looking like her life was going to continue on that path, basically being a cum dumpster for married dudes, until the end of time. Then she inherited a pile of money. Literally in weeks, the married dude that she was dating, it appeared that he'd decided to "settle down" with her. Basically, nobody wanted to make a commitment to her when she was broke and had a bunch of kids to take care of, but once she inherited $$$, dudes were suddenly interested in a commitment. She moved out-of-state, bought a house with cash, moved that dude in, and hasn't made a single appearance at any fetish events since then. This "fetish lifestyle" which appeared to be so important to her, it was obviously just a way for her to find a guy. She's really unattractive and I think she was basically willing to do whatever filthy/degrading thing that anyone asked, because she was trying to get a guy. But it turned out that all she needed was $$$
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