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How many times do you think pat has cried in the last 4 hours?
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HE hasn't tweeted in hours, since the results were still semi up in the air. He didn't pace his drinking, and blacked out (also likely pissed and shit himself) while the Jews were still only pegging a 60% chance of victory.How many times do you think pat has cried in the last 4 hours?
Hopefully he was having heart palpitations and is laying face first in his hallway.HE hasn't tweeted in hours, since the results were still semi up in the air. He didn't pace his drinking, and blacked out (also likely pissed and shit himself) while the Jews were still only pegging a 60% chance of victory.
He was totally drinking at like 10-11am. He thinks election day should be a holiday.HE hasn't tweeted in hours, since the results were still semi up in the air. He didn't pace his drinking, and blacked out (also likely pissed and shit himself) while the Jews were still only pegging a 60% chance of victory.
Pats waistline in distress. There will be comfort eating tonight!!!AMERICA NOT IN DISTRESS
Look how excited he was in that pic. Already had a couple drinks. He thinks he is about to witness the first woman president and trump loses to never be seen on a ballot again. If he only knew 12 hours from that photo how wrong he is.
More importantly, he was hoping his daughter would witness the first woman president tonight. Now what does he tell her?Look how excited he was in that pic. Already had a couple drinks. He thinks he is about to witness the first woman president and trump loses to never be seen on a ballot again. If he only knew 12 hours from that photo how wrong he is.
“I hope you have many sexual partners, std’s and abortions, don’t ask me for child support.”More importantly, he was hoping his daughter would witness the first woman president tonight. Now what does he tell her?
Kamala had a similar nightHE hasn't tweeted in hours, since the results were still semi up in the air. He didn't pace his drinking, and blacked out (also likely pissed and shit himself) while the Jews were still only pegging a 60% chance of victory.
Nice jinx faggotlol looks like stupid Tammy Baldwin is out as well
Oh I didn't even think of that! HahahahahaHow long before he tweets a raging diatribe against everyone who wanted Biden out and says that everyone should have listened to him all along because he's always right and never wrong?
He's on course to win every swing state. I'm so happy that Fat will be so angry. Wrong again, loser!Trump just officially won Wisconsin according to AP. I'm not sure why they were so delayed
He put on his extra small shirt to go and vote just for Trump to win his state LMAO EZ CLAP
He's on course to win every swing state. I'm so happy that Fat will be so angry. Wrong again, loser!
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