Found on Reddit.... Mama Raven doesn't exist, Tommy's a cowboy, and Niki is a killer

[Cyberatorquer]

"My father's name isn't Tommy. It's Tom or Thomas. And he is a cowboy."


AUTISM ARCHIVE.

his father has the same name as his biggest cyberstlaker

 

[Brooke Shields]

My Dad's a cowboy!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I like that he’s dropped all his “prison, child” stuff since we all know his case is dead and have moved to “my wife will kill you on sight” which is insane thinking. Murder is still murder Pat, your wife killing someone you told them is a meanie online is still against the law, no matter how many times they called you a fat idiot.

 

[Will Tate]

My Dad's a cowboy!

*Paul Weimer has entered the chat

 

[Clint Ruin]

I like that he’s dropped all his “prison, child” stuff since we all know his case is dead and have moved to “my wife will kill you on sight” which is insane thinking. Murder is still murder Pat, your wife killing someone you told them is a meanie online is still against the law, no matter how many times they called you a fat idiot.

His "prison" shit was 100% because he thought every person texting him was Canyon and he'd be in prison soon because he totally had the right guy's identity.

Good one, fat boy.

 

[Pat the Simp]

*Paul Weimer has entered the chat

That will never stop bruising my ribs when I read that. Wheelie wheelie stupid head.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Slobba Fett and he flies in the Lay’s Chip One.

Fudge Dredd

 

[Guyincognito]

Pants
Shitting
Retard

He really is a PSR

 

[guest]

Thank you for admitting your wife is also a dangerously violent drunk.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He honestly is Chris Chan. Shit, he might out-Chris Chan Chris Chan. Even the faggot elitists at Kiwifarms came to appreciate our prize pig.

We gotta get more eyeballs on him, and I really believe that he will eclipse Chan, both in cultural impact, and because he's fat.

 

[Harry Powell]

He honestly is Chris Chan. Shit, he might out-Chris Chan Chris Chan. Even the faggot elitists at Kiwifarms came to appreciate our prize pig.

We gotta get more eyeballs on him, and I really believe that he will eclipse Chan, both in cultural impact, and because he's fat.

I don’t. He’s never gonna create anything like Chris’ weird Sonic

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I don’t. He’s never gonna create anything like Chris’ weird Sonic

What, you don't think that Firstname Lastname is a good character? NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE