Former Big Man Tomlinsion used to open holes for LaQuavious Jackson with the Westfield Pioneers

[Sputnik]

He has not gained a noticeable ounce of body fat since high school child stlaker baby peanut butter mouth. Hush now.

 

[Kurt_Love]

You don't understand, child. All of the gyms in Milwaukee, which are indoors and out of the elements, are closed during the winter so Pat can't work out. I'm sorry you're so stupid. I can't help you.

Hilariously, in his old fake gym tweets he always mentioned driving like half a mile to his gym and taking the elevator up when he got there. All to sit on the floor in the women's abs room to take selfies.

 

[DominusOdium]

I love how this fucking bag of mashed potatoes try to make himself sound like he's built like an offensive tackle when he's just offensive to the eyes.

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This legitimately sounds like one of the descriptions the guys on TCAP would send girls. "Solidly-built"... Jesus fuck Christ.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

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You need to pick a fursona and stick with it. Last week you were a weasel, now you're a lizard?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The Wisconsin winter is fucking endless

 

[Confused White Kid]

wtf, no wonder Im scare you @Alan Wren. This is Reptilian eyes, you oopsie doodled

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I'm not scared of lonely faggots who live off their parents

I will continue to call you an ugly inbred cave nigger with impunity and you will do nothing to stop it.

You have big ugly chapped nigger lips and lisp when you talk.

 

[BudDickman]

As retarded as it sounds, Pat's "winter pounds" excuse might actually explain a bizarre phenomenon that I've noticed, where he seems to be fatter in every picture that I see him, yet every once in a while some old picture resurfaces where he looks just as fat.

 

[RickReternal]

As retarded as it sounds, Pat's "winter pounds" excuse might actually explain a bizarre phenomenon that I've noticed, where he seems to be fatter in every picture that I see him, yet every once in a while some old picture resurfaces where he looks just as fat.

He morphs from picture to picture inexplicably. It’s most obvious and disturbing in the face but I’m not surprised to hear happens in the body too. Always fat though I notice.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I love that tweet he had from before Norm/11 where he was genuinely baffled why "all the trolls" always call him fat when he's already explained he's a 215lb, 6' bodybuilder who competes in half marathons. He genuinely believes him saying something makes it true. He has ballooned since we met him and he was already fat then.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He acts like we haven't seen pictures of him from high school where he is a skinny dork. He's not "naturally big" or "Broad across the shoulders". He's just a guy who packed a bunch of fat on to a skinny person frame