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For the Very Few Eurovision Watchers on Here
- Thread starter Turk February
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Finland should just send this in
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Finland will probably finish top 3 this year. People have been waiting for Erica Vikman to represent for ages, the Kaarija association and the bitterness about 2023 will give her a bump, and though I don't personally like Ich Komme as a song it's strong enough on its own merits as a song and performance to get jury points. We could be facing a situation where it wins neither the jury nor the televote but wins the combined score.
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France is doing what France always does. Boring ass ballad jury bait. I will give my top 3 personal top 3 jury predictions and top 3 televote predictions in the next week so you can gamble responsibly.
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FUCKING FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER NOBODY LIKES YOU I HATE YOU
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You quit your job because you wanted to fuck children. It’s also another weird tell that you would accuse me of having foster parents. Did you try to fuck the foster kids in your class? It’s very weird and specific you would say this. I could beat a homeless man to death, and I’d still be a better person than you.
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XD it’s just like Canadian Thanksgiving. 42069 pages! 
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Sad boy on the outside drenched in rain looking in to a window. You stink.XD it’s just like Canadian Thanksgiving. 42069 pages!
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Homeless shelter window, gawking at a slob with a poopy bum that refuses to do the needful (take a shower)
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Turk’s having fun talking to himself and we hate it! You know that song competition that no one here has heard of or cares about? Well guess what! Turk cares a lot! He’s so whacky and zany!
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200 million viewers. More than your gay football blacks in nylon pants muscular butts at Superbowl.
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“Akshully soccer is the most popular sport in the world!” Get a job, bum.
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Your mother has a job.
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Unfunny “le XD” drivel as always.
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The last time you made anyone laugh was at you gender reveal party and your mother had to go "no really, it's a boy"
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The gender reveal party is before the child is born. You’d know that if all your ex “wife’s” friends weren’t also menopausal and barren.
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Since 2019 Keiino has applied every year and failed to qualify for the national finals. If they don't do 2026 I will kill 4 people.
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Your parents did it wrong because both are retarded and also huge homos
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You’re so unfunny and slow witted that fucking with you is like kicking a puppy. It’s just sad. You can go back to talking to yourself about that faggy European song contest now.
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No, puppies are cute and contribute something. Bums are better people than Turk. That won’t stop him from being a wacky zany character though! Who knows what this guy is going to say next!!!!! Fucking with him is more honorable than fucking with Pat. At least Rick cleans toilets.