Fence finally fixed, better late than never I suppose

[MonsterSteve]

Reminder: He's only doing all of this because of an appraisal so he could refinance the mortgage because they're broke. Also I'm still not convinced he's the one doing it. He has no problem taking pictures of his fat face but all of a sudden he won't take a picture of him actually working on it? Yea I'm not buying it.

 

[GiveItAResto]

Why the fuck would you put a grill in your front yard? I know your backyard offers little privacy, but the front offers even less

Maybe they're gonna post up on Reddit and Craigslist that it's available for anyone to use.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Just put the old rotted planks back up. Don't bother replacing them you cheap fuck

He should at least paint or stain it to hide his shitty,lazy way of repairing shit

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Why the fuck would you put a grill in your front yard? I know your backyard offers little privacy, but the front offers even less

It doesn’t even make sense to put it in the front yard. It’s amazing how everything they think will make the place looks better ends up more and more white trash. True reason is a grill would get stolen in their neighborhood and Pats not even allowed to use the stove let alone a grill. Be a fitting end for Pat to die in a grill fire, getting cooked like a true pig.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He should at least paint or stain it to hide his shitty,lazy way of repairing shit

Exactly, if you’re not going to replace at least throw a coat of paint or stain on for the time being. Pat has nowhere to be 7 days a week so it’s not like he’s too busy, just too fat and lazy.

 

[guest]

Congrats on getting the patio *almost* done just in time for the end of summer, lazy fat fuck.

 

[guest]

Why the fuck would you put a grill in your front yard? I know your backyard offers little privacy, but the front offers even less

It’s not even his front yard, it’s a balcony, hence the “up there”. Either his kitchen isn’t on the ground floor, which is weird, or he’s living in the upstairs unit.

 

[guest]

Reminder: He's only doing all of this because of an appraisal so he could refinance the mortgage because they're broke. Also I'm still not convinced he's the one doing it. He has no problem taking pictures of his fat face but all of a sudden he won't take a picture of him actually working on it? Yea I'm not buying it.

Surprised they have any equity in this shitbox. Don't they have one of those poor people interest only mortgages?

 

[guest]

Reminder: He's only doing all of this because of an appraisal so he could refinance the mortgage because they're broke. Also I'm still not convinced he's the one doing it. He has no problem taking pictures of his fat face but all of a sudden he won't take a picture of him actually working on it? Yea I'm not buying it.

There’s nothing wrong with refinancing a mortgage if it saves you money but he’s going through all this for nothing because there is no way they have good enough credit. And whatever little they do have will be ruined in weeks anyways so it’s really a waste of time.

 

[guest]

Surprised they have any equity in this shitbox. Don't they have one of those poor people interest only mortgages?

They’ve got to have almost zero equity, the assessed value has decreased recently. That’s not always tied to appraisals but it’s not a good sign.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They’ve got to have almost zero equity, the assessed value has decreased recently. That’s not always tied to appraisals but it’s not a good sign.

They’ve heard about low interest rates not realizing you need to be tier 1 to get the best low rates. It’s just like how car ads advertise 1.99 to zero percent financing but of course that’s only for “well qualified buyers” which is 700 plus credit scores.

 

[Username]

He’s proud of his work/yard? “This project is almost finished”? He really is a low class rube. Pat it looks like the before photo on every home renovation show. Sorry to quote a worm but the mans a boob.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

A grill on the wooden front balcony right next to the wooden house?

I'm not one to intrude on anyone else's business, but that sounds like a code violation to me.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Here's a brain buster, how would you make his property look worse? I cannot think of one

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Here's a brain buster, how would you make his property look worse? I cannot think of one

Add another Tomlinson

 

[FLUUUID]

A grill on the wooden front balcony right next to the wooden house?

I'm not one to intrude on anyone else's business, but that sounds like a code violation to me.

Probably worth waiting until the project is completely finished before notifying the authorities, so they can make an informed judgement

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

If he did it himself, there's be pics of tools and a toolbox, and his loving wife would take a shot of him hammering, cause no man would ever shoot a photo and brag about this basic shit

In other words, he paid a Mexican, most likely using Nikki's fat filled pussy

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

A grill on the wooden front balcony right next to the wooden house?

I'm not one to intrude on anyone else's business, but that sounds like a code violation to me.

It’s also sounds fucking retarded if you ask me

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

"Front balcony" aka your porch. You're on the first floor. Stop trying to make your house sound like it's anything less than a shithole.

First google result:

balcony vs terrace

Hello everybody, I wondered what word is used to describe this "thing": http://media.rightmove.co.uk/90k/89513/27942723/89513_10126527_IMG_00_0006.JPG Since it's based on the ground floor (first floor for AE), can I say it's a balcony (or it's called a terrace when on the ground floor)...

forum.wordreference.com

"there is no such thing as a ground floor or ground level balcony."

 

[guest]

Started calling it a patio after being teased here about calling it a deck. But he never comes here.