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Yeah, get some furniture and hanging plants, it'll really class up the place you fucking rube.
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Fence finally fixed, better late than never I suppose
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Yeah, get some furniture and hanging plants, it'll really class up the place you fucking rube.
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Just put the old rotted planks back up. Don't bother replacing them you cheap fuck
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But where is the “after” photo?
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They've been living there for how long and only now is he looking for patio furniture?
Such an obvious lie. Neither of them have any interest in using their backyard as anything other than a dumping ground, and why should they, it's fucking awful.
Such an obvious lie. Neither of them have any interest in using their backyard as anything other than a dumping ground, and why should they, it's fucking awful.
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Zero hints given that he plans on at least painting that shit. Bare minimum Pat larping as a responsible homeowner.
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That’s either not his fence or it’s backwards. The “flat” side should be facing out. If it’s his I bet it’s a code violation
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Poverty Pat just put the same shitty, rotting panels back up. Even with the increased price of lumber, 6'x8' pressure treated panels are like $90 at Home Depot. About five of those plus a big box of 3 1/2" stainless steel exterior screws and the whole thing would look 10000x better for around $500. Nice six figures, stupid.
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He says the fence is 'fixed' but still looks like shit
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One of my neighbors was getting rid of some cast iron railings recently. Nothing fancy but infinitely better than the surplus piping "railings" he has now. Just thought it was funny that people's garbage is nicer than the very first thing your eyes see when looking at his property. Nice public housing authority vibe, stupid.
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Couldn’t even be bothered to paint them so they don’t look as shitty instead of just replacing them. Sure Pat, that will ad 20-40k to your shacks value. This is basic yard work and he acts like he just built a deck with his bare hands.
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Patio furniture yet they never have anyone over because they are two 40 year old losers.
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It looks like that cesspit is heaven for mosquitos. And mosquitos are attracted to body odor. He wouldn’t he able to spend 15 minutes on that “patio” before he swelled up all over. And that wouldn’t be good, it’d make his head look like it belonged to a giant alcoholic baby. Itd make his tits cling to his shirt. Itd give him the appearance of a big old gunt that hung over his belt while he practiced his bow staff.
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Why not this year, you lazy fuck. It's not like either of you are doing anything. Covid's been the perfect reason to get some home improvement done.
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If you really look at the patio pavers you can see how awful uneven and wavy it is
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Lol nice work Patrick, it looks as good as new 
I'd have torn down the whole thing and put up one of those nice contemporary styled fences and thrown some treatment oil on. But that's just me.
I'd have torn down the whole thing and put up one of those nice contemporary styled fences and thrown some treatment oil on. But that's just me.
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Why the fuck would you put a grill in your front yard? I know your backyard offers little privacy, but the front offers even less
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Anyone else have this song subtly playing in your brain whenever you look at his backyard?