Felony food orders

[Prison Enjoyer]

I need one baked ziti, hold the ziti !

Okay, your mother’s holding my cock. How’s that?

 

[TheNanaDook]

Its on the tip of my tongue but I cant remember, what the fuck is that from?

I'm about 95% sure it's Spaceballs

 

[Lard Glug]

So let’s say corporate Domino’s couldn’t help him blacklist his address system wide. How many locations could possibly be in his delivery zone? One, MAYBE two if you ask nice because the close one sucks. So how about call the two locations, be nice to them and explain the situation, and they’ll probably happily work with you to save both sides time and money.

Conversely, he could just screech into the void for several years basking in the limelight of being a victim.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He has six years of proof that his theory of always responding to trolls doesnt work.

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That fucking gif smashed my ribs every time. He's such an effeminate fag. I don't even need the context for his little dance. It's perfect. And his favorite thing is behind him, cock.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I need one baked ziti, hold the ziti !

What no fuckin ziti now?

 

[DougOutDoug]

I just love how he's lowering the stakes. Stolen chairs! Nazi paint! and then.....a grill that wasn't stolen, followed by wacky food order phone scams.

Waiting for "Welp, my stlakers just called me and said I won 100 grand. Sounds good, right? (1/444)"

"100 grand! Oh my God! I'm the winner, I am the winner! Oh man I've got this cherry car named Susan that can haul ten bags of dirt, I gotta buy the trunk upgrade so it can hold 20 bags!"

"How ya gonna do that with a candy bar?"

"Aw fuck awfffffffffff, you guys are a bunch of douchebags!"

 

[CompoundBasement]

Its on the tip of my tongue but I cant remember, what the fuck is that from?

It's "Pizza The Hutt" from Spaceballs.

 

[Professor Rape]

That fucking gif smashed my ribs every time. He's such an effeminate fag. I don't even need the context for his little dance. It's perfect. And his favorite thing is behind him, cock.

What actually is the source of that gif? Anyone have it?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

This is such bullshit. I had a pizza ordered to my house as a prank and for the next like year anytime i tried ordering one they had to confirm it was me. Now granted I don’t live in niggertown like Pat where I assume these pizza places have high turnover, but are you seriously telling me they don’t have a system with his address written down saying “Do not deliver to this guy under any circumstances”. Dominos just love making pizzas , spending time delivering them, and not getting paid for them i guess

Jenna like behavior to make every thread about you